standing_alone
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Buttercup said:
:biglaugh: Excellent diction!
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:biglaugh: Excellent diction!
Buttercup
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Back when this thread was but a wee babe,.....this was one of the first pieces of advice from the chimp to the panda.
CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE...
Cucumbers are at LEAST SIX INCHES LONG.
Cucumbers STAY HARD for a week.
Cucumbers are EASY TO PICK UP.
Cucumbers WON'T ask AM I THE BEST? HOW WAS IT?
You ALWAYS KNOW where your cucumber IS.
It's EASY to DROP a cucumber.
No matter HOW you slice IT, you can have your cuke and EAT IT, too!
She tried this approach and had much luck........Chapter two goes like this:Buttercup said:
CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE...
Cucumbers are at LEAST SIX INCHES LONG.
Cucumbers STAY HARD for a week.
Cucumbers are EASY TO PICK UP.
Cucumbers WON'T ask AM I THE BEST? HOW WAS IT?
You ALWAYS KNOW where your cucumber IS.
It's EASY to DROP a cucumber.
No matter HOW you slice IT, you can have your cuke and EAT IT, too!
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Buttercup said:
Didn't Bastet post this in a different thread? Wasn't it on a key chain of hers or something?
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Buttercup said:
Well, duh.
standing_alone
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Buttons* said:
Appears not. Maybe people just don't feel like wasting energy giving tips to someone that is obviously so hopeless.
I think people are just getting entranced with the panda avatar and staring at it merrily for hours instead of posting. Perhaps enlighten us with any details you are having difficulty with...Appears not. Maybe people just don't feel like wasting energy giving tips to someone that is obviously so hopeless.
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angellous_evangellous
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So are there any pics on this thread?
Abram
Abraham
I can't belive I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading through this entire thread.
Your 18 years old! Don't waste any of this time of your life in the search of a man. TV and movies will try to paint this quant little picture how he will make you happy and give you all the attention you'll ever need. It will be rock concerts and movies while cuddling. Holding hands with all the right words spoken at all the right times.
I'm sorry Buttons to inform you this only lasts a week or so. Then the draw of his single friends will be to strong to resist. They'll be out doing fun and cool things that won't include you. You'll get a day here or there which will become fights because he doesn't have enough time for you. In the end your quest for love will end in pain and hurt.
My advice to you is to wait and change your outlook. Don't want to date anyone until you make it past the age of 21. Be friends, be that girl that has lots of male friends but hasnt been with them. All of them deep inside will have a attraction to you but stay away from that step. Hold off until you have more guy friends then girlfriends. You then will be able to meet more guys through this group of men then you could even imagine. Men are the best source of men because they hang out together and its easier to meet friends of friends. Plus the bonus is you get to hang out with guys and watch them pick up on girls and see the true inner workings of a man. Then your powers will grow to where girls will be asking your advice as opposed to you looking for it.
Either this or your going to be at the supermarket near the cucumbers in a small skirt freezing your butt off. They give advice for a one night stand, I give advice for world domination...
Your 18 years old! Don't waste any of this time of your life in the search of a man. TV and movies will try to paint this quant little picture how he will make you happy and give you all the attention you'll ever need. It will be rock concerts and movies while cuddling. Holding hands with all the right words spoken at all the right times.
I'm sorry Buttons to inform you this only lasts a week or so. Then the draw of his single friends will be to strong to resist. They'll be out doing fun and cool things that won't include you. You'll get a day here or there which will become fights because he doesn't have enough time for you. In the end your quest for love will end in pain and hurt.
My advice to you is to wait and change your outlook. Don't want to date anyone until you make it past the age of 21. Be friends, be that girl that has lots of male friends but hasnt been with them. All of them deep inside will have a attraction to you but stay away from that step. Hold off until you have more guy friends then girlfriends. You then will be able to meet more guys through this group of men then you could even imagine. Men are the best source of men because they hang out together and its easier to meet friends of friends. Plus the bonus is you get to hang out with guys and watch them pick up on girls and see the true inner workings of a man. Then your powers will grow to where girls will be asking your advice as opposed to you looking for it.
Either this or your going to be at the supermarket near the cucumbers in a small skirt freezing your butt off. They give advice for a one night stand, I give advice for world domination...
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
well for the most part, this thread was a joke.evearael said:
I keep it alive for my own amusement, not because I actually want a guy
.... so I'll keep asking for advise, and maybe someone else who is desperate can stumble upon it and gaze through it's loving heart-felt words of wisdom
Buttons*
Glass half Panda'd
yeah, well, that's your faultAbram said:
Yesh, I'm 18. I know love isn't how the movies present it. I'm desperate, not stupid
yeah, that's how it'll go down.
I'm not caring or considerate whatsoever, and yes, my feelings of "love" float away as easily as they come because I'm 18. Lust is the only thing I could possibly feel, because I have no idea what love really is. When I'm with someone, I'm always looking for someone else, because I'm shallow, and no one person could satisfy me enough. I'm a typical teen, what else can I say? I'm too stupid to look for someone who wants anything more than sex from me. I'll take whatever trash gets thrown my way. It's how I am.
...and if you believe a word of this, you're stupid *smiles*
I only want to be one person's world, just gotta meet him first