His undies give him happy endings for free.
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Keeps a real leprechaun in his!
Hey!
A bird got in the way!
Hey!
A bird got in the way!
They automatically open when you clap twice.
His know the clap well.
Oh, snap!
Oh, snap!
That one was so good its a fitting end to this thread, except nobody's undies are as close fitting as yours.
Hey, Brickjectivity, what's with the sound effects on your drawers? This isn't the Kentucky Derby.
"...and they're off!"
Oh. Ok. I get it.
"...and they're off!"
Oh. Ok. I get it.
Yours say......
"Certified Charlie Sheen free"
"Certified Charlie Sheen free"
Haunted by the ghost of Fred Astaire
Trying to get more mileage out of his drawers between washings, so he installed an odorometer.
Not an "odorometer"?
OK. So I went for a joke and didn't make it. I was going for odor-meter and odometer at the same time.
Did you just go for #1 and #2 at the same time, and didn't make it? Phew!
Hers don't quite make it.
Maybe try radial belted instead of bias ply?
Maybe try radial belted instead of bias ply?
Front: Hillary take me all the way home.
Back: Top Secret Briefs
(Oops, not you, Buttercup. That was meant for Rev.)
Back: Top Secret Briefs
(Oops, not you, Buttercup. That was meant for Rev.)
Wow!
I had no idea they were still making Beavis & Butthead undies!
I had no idea they were still making Beavis & Butthead undies!
Swinging on ceiling fans all over The French Quarter.
(Oops. Not you, Rev. )
(Oops. Not you, Rev. )
Orders with extra hummus.
His undies behave as a polynomial ring with associative & commutative properties and function as a hula hoop.
His are made from used lobster bibs!