The 23rd Qualm

George Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

Oy, Gevalt.

Thanks for the laugh.

Maybe I am a misery, but I think that is rather sad; clever, but sad.

Hilarious!

I think it is not funny but it is interesting and well written. Itt is not fair to blame one man for all that bad stuff. If I share my portion of the problem and you do, then it might be fixed. But people are about laying the blame and until that stops nothing will ever change.

savagewind said:

I think it is not funny but it is interesting and well written. Itt is not fair to blame one man for all that bad stuff. If I share my portion of the problem and you do, then it might be fixed. But people are about laying the blame and until that stops nothing will ever change.

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Are you serious? This thread is 8 years old.

It's a real gem, though. It's hilarious and dead on.

Saint Frankenstein said:

Are you serious? This thread is 8 years old.

It's a real gem, though. It's hilarious and dead on.

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I am very serious. I think the writer was very serious too! (Except for the part about living in the basement - that was funny).

I know how to be poor. It's not funny.

Are you curious how I found it? Someone else brought up an old thread of someone who posted on this one. I did not go looking for it as the poster has only 102 posts. I have more so I shall never know if I spoke of mustard or not (before now).