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Something Scarey Just Happened...

Windwalker

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Why does this surprise you? You seem connect this sort of thing with those who are theists, and considering there are upwards over 5 billion of them in the world in one form or another, these scenes should be happening in your world everyday. Why all the dismay?

There are a number of churches in our neighborhood, and you'd be think the local Home Depot would just inventory more duct tape, rather than constantly being out like they are. That and lighter fluid. You just can't find that on the shelf either. Crazy theists, one and all!
 

Shad

Veteran Member
This just proves duct tape is a universal tool for everything. Want to prove God, duct tape. Want to prove string theory, duct tape.
 

outhouse

Atheistically
This thread...I don't know what to think. :cover:

Fanaticism freaks people out.


Most people are not educated about religion including their own, they let emotions guide their actions instead of reason and logic. = fanaticism is not pretty up close and personal.
 

FunctionalAtheist

Hammer of Reason
I only have one question I'ld like to ask the guy after he sobered-up (assumptions, I know). What did he prove if he didn't actually light himself on fire? And does his sober faith equal his drunken faith?

Sorry, can't help but what to look for a stupid switch or plug and pull it. There has to be a stupid switch on some people somewhere. Doesn't there?
 

FunctionalAtheist

Hammer of Reason
Why does this surprise you? You seem connect this sort of thing with those who are theists, and considering there are upwards over 5 billion of them in the world in one form or another, these scenes should be happening in your world everyday. Why all the dismay?

There are a number of churches in our neighborhood, and you'd be think the local Home Depot would just inventory more duct tape, rather than constantly being out like they are. That and lighter fluid. You just can't find that on the shelf either. Crazy theists, one and all!

Actually, I must admit most theists have evolved beyond the days of trial by fire, burning witches at the stake, and pronouncing those that drowned when tied up and towed in the river as innocents, and those that survived as devil-worshipers. Perhaps this explains the lack of duct tape at your local HD.

If some people truly believe that god will not let them burn, then they more would light themselves on fire to prove it.

I've seen people light themselves on fire believing that a fire suite would protect them, that their crew would contain the flames and no harm would come to them. But only faith in god would lead someone to light up thinking god would save them.

So, do you believe god would not let you burn? Personally, I don't see god taking any action on your or anyone else's behalf.
 

Amechania

Daimona of the Helpless
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ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
The theists I've known were always incredibly nice. I am not just speaking of Christians, but of Hindus, Pagans, Jews, etc. Nice and friendly. They say hello, smile, pass the time of day. I've been judged by about .01% of Christians I've known: Very few.
 

FunctionalAtheist

Hammer of Reason
The theists I've known were always incredibly nice. I am not just speaking of Christians, but of Hindus, Pagans, Jews, etc. Nice and friendly. They say hello, smile, pass the time of day. I've been judged by about .01% of Christians I've known: Very few.

It's the label theist being associated with this behavior. If you chose to apply the label to yourself, you get all that comes with it.

I regularly apply the label 'liberal' to myself. I may explain, but do not complain, when people assume I am anti-gun, pro-gun-control, even though I have a CHL and regularly carry. It is a fair presumption.

I don't think anyone here is saying ALL theists behave this way. But it is perfectly fair to say ONLY theists would set themselves on fire and expect god to prevent them from burning.
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
It's the label theist being associated with this behavior. If you chose to apply the label to yourself, you get all that comes with it.

I regularly apply the label 'liberal' to myself. I may explain, but do not complain, when people assume I am anti-gun, pro-gun-control, even though I have a CHL and regularly carry. It is a fair presumption.

I don't think anyone here is saying ALL theists behave this way. But it is perfectly fair to say ONLY theists would set themselves on fire and expect god to prevent them from burning.

The fact is that I've never known a theist to actually light him or herself on fire and expect God to save them (I am not saying there isn't some nut case out there doing that). It is a stereotype, pure and simple. No one actually likes to be stereotyped or generalized. It seems that it is only tolerated when using it for theists, for anyone else it is blasted by everyone.
 

Pegg

Jehovah our God is One
Went to the bar...
got good and drunk. On my way home, about a blck from my house I hear yelling and drunk hollering.. I respond in kind, and see a group I recognize from the bar, and go over and chat..........
very rapidly, the conversation turns to religious belief, against my deepest hope... and the "gentleman" that apparently lives in the home we were in decides, upon hearing i'm an atheist, that I CANNOT leave, until I realize that we nneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a reason to be here....
I wait until, his drunk, scary, freaky *** decided to have his adorable female friend DUCT TAPE him to a chair, in some wierd show of faith, and... I run./...
..Run like my atheist *** has never run from a fundie before...
..I don't know what him, and duct tape, and lighter fluid was SUPPOSED to prove to me about a higher power.. But I DO know now that theists, are scary as hell, and strange as **** while drunk...
I hope whatever weird flame god he was trying to appease is happy.. but seriously... I've never been more glad to be a non theist, than the drunken moment that someone tried to show me that the only reason we KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW we have a purpose, required alcohol, duct tape, and unwilling participants..

So, theists.. remember, if you WANT to wni someone over to your side...
..there are definite ways NOT to do it.. Drunken duct tape flaming moments.. probably not a good start..

..Y'all ******* are crazy.

You all scare me.... seriously..
..I just want to eat my pizza in peace.... Y'all ************* be ******* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!

From my experience, everyone is a strange and crazy when they are drunk ;)

Thats probably why God requires that we dont get drunk at all. :)
 
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