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... freakin' Iowa.
This thread...I don't know what to think. :cover:
This thread...I don't know what to think. :cover:
Why does this surprise you? You seem connect this sort of thing with those who are theists, and considering there are upwards over 5 billion of them in the world in one form or another, these scenes should be happening in your world everyday. Why all the dismay?
There are a number of churches in our neighborhood, and you'd be think the local Home Depot would just inventory more duct tape, rather than constantly being out like they are. That and lighter fluid. You just can't find that on the shelf either. Crazy theists, one and all!
..Y'all ******* are crazy.
The theists I've known were always incredibly nice. I am not just speaking of Christians, but of Hindus, Pagans, Jews, etc. Nice and friendly. They say hello, smile, pass the time of day. I've been judged by about .01% of Christians I've known: Very few.
It's the label theist being associated with this behavior. If you chose to apply the label to yourself, you get all that comes with it.
I regularly apply the label 'liberal' to myself. I may explain, but do not complain, when people assume I am anti-gun, pro-gun-control, even though I have a CHL and regularly carry. It is a fair presumption.
I don't think anyone here is saying ALL theists behave this way. But it is perfectly fair to say ONLY theists would set themselves on fire and expect god to prevent them from burning.
Went to the bar...
got good and drunk. On my way home, about a blck from my house I hear yelling and drunk hollering.. I respond in kind, and see a group I recognize from the bar, and go over and chat..........
very rapidly, the conversation turns to religious belief, against my deepest hope... and the "gentleman" that apparently lives in the home we were in decides, upon hearing i'm an atheist, that I CANNOT leave, until I realize that we nneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a reason to be here....
I wait until, his drunk, scary, freaky *** decided to have his adorable female friend DUCT TAPE him to a chair, in some wierd show of faith, and... I run./...
..Run like my atheist *** has never run from a fundie before...
..I don't know what him, and duct tape, and lighter fluid was SUPPOSED to prove to me about a higher power.. But I DO know now that theists, are scary as hell, and strange as **** while drunk...
I hope whatever weird flame god he was trying to appease is happy.. but seriously... I've never been more glad to be a non theist, than the drunken moment that someone tried to show me that the only reason we KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW we have a purpose, required alcohol, duct tape, and unwilling participants..
So, theists.. remember, if you WANT to wni someone over to your side...
..there are definite ways NOT to do it.. Drunken duct tape flaming moments.. probably not a good start..
..Y'all ******* are crazy.
You all scare me.... seriously..
..I just want to eat my pizza in peace.... Y'all ************* be ******* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
From my experience, everyone is a strange and crazy when they are drunk
Thats probably why God requires that we dont get drunk at all.
Hem, I did not realize god was a party pooper. And yet Jesus turned the water to wine.
From my experience, everyone is a strange and crazy when they are drunk