Who Wants To Increase Their Post Count!?

Revoltingest · Aug 30, 2014

Yessiree, step right up, folks!
Place a post here, & I'll raise your post count by one for each one!
What's the catch, you ask? None!
Just post...preferably something interesting, offensive or lewd.

MysticSang'ha · Aug 30, 2014

Revoltingest said:
Yessiree, step right up, folks!
Place a post here, & I'll raise your post count by one for each one!
What's the catch, you ask? None!
Just post...preferably something interesting, offensive or lewd.

I could use a good orgasm.

Saint Frankenstein · Aug 30, 2014

MysticSang'ha said:
I could use a good orgasm.

Join the club.

Revoltingest · Aug 30, 2014

Great! We have our 1st & 2nd contestants!

I should also mention that I have special software which will grant your reward
even while I sleep. It's done with the magic of electronification. Don't y'all worry
your pretty (& otherwise) heads about how it works. It just does!

MysticSang'ha · Aug 30, 2014

Revoltingest said:
Great! We have our 1st & 2nd contestants!

I should also mention that I have special software which will grant your reward
even while I sleep. It's done with the magic of electronification. Don't y'all worry
your pretty (& otherwise) heads about how it works. It just does!

It worked! My post count increased by one when I posted that. Didn't do nothing for me sexually, but WHOOT! increased post count! Thanks!

Saint Frankenstein · Aug 30, 2014

MysticSang'ha said:
It worked! My post count increased by one when I posted that. Didn't do nothing for me sexually, but WHOOT! increased post count! Thanks!

I'll do something for you sexually...

sun rise · Aug 30, 2014

Why are there no good aardvarks climbing trees in Africa and flying off to the mountains any longer?

CynthiaCypher · Aug 30, 2014

MysticSang'ha said:
I could use a good orgasm.

I had two today. One was from butt secks.

Saint Frankenstein · Aug 30, 2014

:drool:

s2a · Aug 30, 2014

Saint Frankenstein said:
Join the club.

TMI.

Thank you.

s2a · Aug 31, 2014

Saint Frankenstein said:
I'll do something for you sexually...

I will not.

Not your fault tho...

Secret Chief · Aug 31, 2014

What's a bad orgasm?

Revoltingest · Aug 31, 2014

Magog said:
What's a bad orgasm?

One which doesn't earn you a frubie or even boost your post count.
If it doesn't do that, why even bother?
Just go watch the Simpsons Marathon.

Thruve · Aug 31, 2014

Lawlipoppins

Thruve · Aug 31, 2014

Revoltingest said:
One which doesn't earn you a frubie or even boost your post count.
If it doesn't do that, why even bother?
Just go watch the Simpsons Marathon.

Have you been on the Simpsons krustyland ride at universal?

Revoltingest · Aug 31, 2014

The one time I went to Universal (long long ago), there was no Krusty ride yet.
But no more crowded, hot, noisy, & spendy amusement parks for me.....ugh!

savagewind · Aug 31, 2014

It seems I must get sexy to participate. I shall have to refrain, but thanks for asking!

Revoltingest · Aug 31, 2014

savagewind said:
It seems I must get sexy to participate. I shall have to refrain, but thanks for asking!

There is also "interesting" & "offensive".

savagewind · Aug 31, 2014

Revoltingest said:
There is also "interesting" & "offensive".

Hm. I can be offensive but I already have a point. Interesting is difficult.

Revoltingest · Aug 31, 2014

Non sequiturs are also welcome, & qualify for a full point.

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