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Will masturbation give me a oneway ticket to hell?

Jesus4Ever

Member
Mr Suspicious said:
Is getting a 'peel and polish' a crime with a similar punishment? I mean it achieves the same objective.

What is the official way of relieving sexual tention without jeapordising your passage to heaven?

Wacking one out every now and then will not prevent you from going to heaven. What do you think it is when it snows? That is god knocking one off.
We all do it and you ladies must have a strum
 

Jesus4Ever

Member
If you were not in the mood would you be happy for your partner to masturbate while still in bed with you? Or would you do it for him/her?
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Jesus4Ever said:
I just knock one off in the work toilets without pictures or a dirty movie.
You drink on the clock too?
My girlfriend often masturbates and does me as this way I am not cheeting on my wife.
Huh?
 
Jesus4Ever said:
If you were not in the mood would you be happy for your partner to masturbate while still in bed with you? Or would you do it for him/her?

You have a very devoted partner, as it seems your nocturnal activites are something akin to rampant rabbits . .


But I do see your point about giving and receiving. And a 'solo' run can always be a good way to keep life ticking over.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Jesus4Ever said:
If I dont have sex with my girlfriend then I am not cheeting on my wife. To get round this we play with each other.

Does your wife feel the same way about this arrangement?
 

Cynic

Well-Known Member
Jesus4Ever said:
Wacking one out every now and then will not prevent you from going to heaven. What do you think it is when it snows? That is god knocking one off.
We all do it and you ladies must have a strum

Remind me not to eat the snow... :(
 

Jesus4Ever

Member
angellous_evangellous said:
Does your wife feel the same way about this arrangement?
Obveously the wife doesn't know about my girlfriend but as I love the wife and respect her I would not have sex with anyone else.
Fooling around is ok I think if you dont actually stick it in someone. Correct me if I'm wrong
 

Cynic

Well-Known Member
Jesus4Ever said:
Obveously the wife doesn't know about my girlfriend but as I love the wife and respect her I would not have sex with anyone else.
Fooling around is ok I think if you dont actually stick it in someone. Correct me if I'm wrong

I'm sorry, but people like you really make me sick.
 
How dare you call yourself a Christian,and use Jesus4ever.when you talk such filth.You belong on a playboy forum,not a christian site.You disgust me.Ill pray for you.
 
Cynic said:
I'm sorry, but people like you really make me sick.

Surely its down to an individual they way they choose to live their lives. He is operating with the law, however you feel about his moral approach to life.

This way he is living his life, but still maintains the stability of a family home.
 

Jesus4Ever

Member
TheTruthWillSetUFree said:
How dare you call yourself a Christian,and use Jesus4ever.when you talk such filth.You belong on a playboy forum,not a christian site.You disgust me.Ill pray for you.
I went to sunday school and the priest would always masturbate in the confession room. If you dont like the content why are you looking at a thread to do with masturbation. It is all normal and I'm sure you do it. If you dont then I will pray for you. Can I not be a christian and still have a sex life?
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Jesus4Ever said:
Obveously the wife doesn't know about my girlfriend but as I love the wife and respect her I would not have sex with anyone else.
Fooling around is ok I think if you dont actually stick it in someone. Correct me if I'm wrong

You're wrong.

EDIT: I don't know of many successful graduates of the Bill Clinton school of love.
 

Jesus4Ever

Member
Cynic said:
I'm sorry, but people like you really make me sick.
Why is it wrong to love more than 1 person? I have a legal commitment to the wife and I'm not going to break it. Just because I share the love around doesn't mean the wife doesn't get any. I choose to love not fight - Join me.:hug:
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Jesus4Ever said:
Why is it wrong to love more than 1 person? I have a legal commitment to the wife and I'm not going to break it. Just because I share the love around doesn't mean the wife doesn't get any. I choose to love not fight - Join me.:hug:

Love is provision. You may not be providing for the commitment that your wife thinks that you have made to her. BTW, does the other girl know that you're married?

Because you wife assumes (I am sure) that you don't do this kind of thing and has not approved of the situation, it is cheating. If you know that she would not approve, it is cheating. You are outside of the commitment that you made if she understands the commitment to mean that you won't "play around" with other women. If you haven't made this commitment to her, then you should be a man and tell her openly.
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
Can I not be a christian and still have a sex life?

You have a sex life, with your wife!
:tsk: IT IS NOT RIGHT.......PERIOD!!!!!,the reasons why have allready been explained by others on this thread.:shout
Agreed. I'm sure your wife would be very hurt if she learned of this
 

Jesus4Ever

Member
Moses the God Archetype* said:
:tsk: IT IS NOT RIGHT.......PERIOD!!!!!,the reasons why have allready been explained by others on this thread.:shout
What if I tell the wife would that make it ok? I dont have sex it just maturbating. Someone guide me.
 
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