Jesus Vs. Yahweh

AmbiguousGuy said:

He wasn't even a literal human, so....

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steeltoes said:

And neither was His Father.

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Amechania said:

Mighty Mouse would beat Batman up oneside and down the other.

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Amechania said:

Mighty Mouse would beat Batman up oneside and down the other.

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Sunstone said:

Oh yeah? Well, what if Batman had one of those huge, big super soak squirt guns and it was filled with green goop from an alien civilization that on contact turned rodents into pizza stuffed cream pies? Huh? What about then?

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Amechania said:

What's up with Batman anyway? Spiderman spins webs and has spidey-sense. He can climb walls, etc. Batman can't fly. He can't even echo-locate. "Here I come to save the day. Fake bat is on the way!"

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AmbiguousGuy said:

Oh come on. The rat can fly! And he's fast. He'd whip in there and wrap that soaker gun around Batman's pointy ears before the guy could even get it loaded.

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CynthiaCypher said:

So who do you think would win in a fight, Jesus or Yahweh?

Here we have Yahweh:

"The rabble with them began to crave other food, and again the Israelites started wailing and said, “If only we had meat to eat! We remember the fish we ate in Egypt at no cost"" Numbers 11:4-5

"And the people spake against God, and against Moses, Wherefore have ye brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? for there is no bread, neither is there any water; and our soul loatheth this light bread.

And the Lord sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died." Number 21:5-6

So kids, the lesson is if you ask Yahweh for fish or complain about hunger, Yahweh will give you serpents.

Here is what Jesus said about that:

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

“Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him! So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

Jesus implies that only someone who is totally evil would give their child serpents when they asked for fish.

Here is Yahweh again:

"Elijah answered the captain, “If I am a man of God, may fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty men!” Then fire fell from heaven and consumed the captain and his men.

At this the king sent to Elijah another captain with his fifty men. The captain said to him, “Man of God, this is what the king says, ‘Come down at once!’”

“If I am a man of God,” Elijah replied, “may fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty men!” Then the fire of God fell from heaven and consumed him and his fifty men." - 2 Kings 1: 10-12

And here is Jesus on that issue:

"When the time was coming near for Jesus to depart , he was determined to go to Jerusalem He sent some messengers ahead of him, who went into a town in Samaria to make everything ready for him. But the people there would not welcome him, because he was set on going to Jerusalem. When James and John, followers of Jesus, saw this, they said, “Lord, do you want us to call fire down from heaven and destroy those people?”

But Jesus turned and scolded them. And Jesus said, “You don’t know what kind of spirit you belong to. The Son of Man did not come to destroy the lives of people but to save them.” Then they went to another town." Luke 5: 51-56

Jesus thought it was more than just a dick move to murder people with fire down from heaven just because they did not believe the same things as you did. But for Yahweh, he has no problem with burning you to death with sky fire if you do not believe in him.

I really don't see Jesus and Yahweh seeing eye to eye on much in the Bible, they are not even on the same page, it looks like they contrast each other and that Jesus opposes everything that Yahweh stands for. Face it they are not on the same team but at opposite ends of the field.

So who do you think would win a fight, Jesus or Yahweh?

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CynthiaCypher said:

So what kind of sword are you holding out for in Jesus' Great Sword Giveaway?

I want a katana.

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CynthiaCypher said:

So who do you think would win in a fight, Jesus or Yahweh?

Here we have Yahweh:

"The rabble with them began to crave other food, and again the Israelites started wailing and said, “If only we had meat to eat! We remember the fish we ate in Egypt at no cost"" Numbers 11:4-5

"And the people spake against God, and against Moses, Wherefore have ye brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? for there is no bread, neither is there any water; and our soul loatheth this light bread.

And the Lord sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died." Number 21:5-6

So kids, the lesson is if you ask Yahweh for fish or complain about hunger, Yahweh will give you serpents.

Here is what Jesus said about that:

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

“Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him! So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

Jesus implies that only someone who is totally evil would give their child serpents when they asked for fish.

Here is Yahweh again:

"Elijah answered the captain, “If I am a man of God, may fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty men!” Then fire fell from heaven and consumed the captain and his men.

At this the king sent to Elijah another captain with his fifty men. The captain said to him, “Man of God, this is what the king says, ‘Come down at once!’”

“If I am a man of God,” Elijah replied, “may fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fifty men!” Then the fire of God fell from heaven and consumed him and his fifty men." - 2 Kings 1: 10-12

And here is Jesus on that issue:

"When the time was coming near for Jesus to depart , he was determined to go to Jerusalem He sent some messengers ahead of him, who went into a town in Samaria to make everything ready for him. But the people there would not welcome him, because he was set on going to Jerusalem. When James and John, followers of Jesus, saw this, they said, “Lord, do you want us to call fire down from heaven and destroy those people?”

But Jesus turned and scolded them. And Jesus said, “You don’t know what kind of spirit you belong to. The Son of Man did not come to destroy the lives of people but to save them.” Then they went to another town." Luke 5: 51-56

Jesus thought it was more than just a dick move to murder people with fire down from heaven just because they did not believe the same things as you did. But for Yahweh, he has no problem with burning you to death with sky fire if you do not believe in him.

I really don't see Jesus and Yahweh seeing eye to eye on much in the Bible, they are not even on the same page, it looks like they contrast each other and that Jesus opposes everything that Yahweh stands for. Face it they are not on the same team but at opposite ends of the field.

So who do you think would win a fight, Jesus or Yahweh?

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CMike said:

You have taken the passages out of context, but let's look of some of the love passages from the christian bible.

Luke 19

27"But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence."

So jesus was saying that either the person worships me or kill them. I don't feel the love.

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CynthiaCypher said:

Nope. Jesus is telling a parable in Luke 19, you might be unfamiliar with the concept but a parable is a didactic narrative using figurative language. The point of the particular parable is like the parable of the shrewd manager, it to show us how corrupt and twisted the world is, the ruler in that parable isn't a figure of Jesus but of a figure of Yahweh.


Here is Yahweh:

"And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.

And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.

And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.

And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.

And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses."

and here is Jesus:

"And Jesus said unto them, The sabbath was made for man,
and not man for the sabbath" - Mark 2:27

"And He said unto them, “Is it lawful to do good on the Sabbath days, or to do evil? To save life, or to kill?” But they held their peace." - Mark 3:4

In Yahweh's world if you break one arbitrary rule regarding days special to him, you are subject to death no matter what. No matter if you are gathering sticks to start a fire to keep warm or cook some food because you are hungry. No mercy and no quarter given. Jesus is very different, he believes that the sabbath is for the benefit of man and implies that it is an awful and horrible thing to stone a man on sabbath.

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CynthiaCypher said:

In Yahweh's world if you break one arbitrary rule regarding days special to him, you are subject to death no matter what. No matter if you are gathering sticks to start a fire to keep warm or cook some food because you are hungry. No mercy and no quarter given. Jesus is very different, he believes that the sabbath is for the benefit of man and implies that it is an awful and horrible thing to stone a man on sabbath.

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Tumah said:

Not arbitrary.
The purpose of the Laws is something that is beneficial for the person and furthers G-d's plans for the world at the same time. Cooking something because you haven't even since breakfast, although temporarily beneficial, is ultimately harmful to the person and the world.

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Sleeppy said:

You apply it to the world? Who's responsible for finding and stoning all these Sabbath-breaking dead men?

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CynthiaCypher said:

So who do you think would win a fight, Jesus or Yahweh?

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CMike said:

Yanno...I kind of love how some christians are very quick to take jewish scripture out of context, twist it around, however, when confronted with stuff in their own scripture, they go WAIT WAIT WAIT, it's a parable and all of a sudden they work hard to rationalize it away.

However, they are expert on jewish scritupures.

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