Revoltingistan is embarking on an ambitious new program to counter the possibility that non-Revoltifarian souls will fail to enter
Heaven (Baconland, as we call it.). Just as Mormons will Baptize the dead, we now offer the service (for a fee, of course) of
Revolltingizing the dead. But no, our magnanimity doesn't end there, shoppers! We will also provide our salvation service for the living.
My first act is to Revoltingize Mitt Romney by uttering our conversion scripture.
Mitt Romney, you are now revolting! May your certainty wither, & your spirit revolt against The Man!
Who else should be Revoltingized? We have a red light special, too....free this year, & 1/2 off this month!
Heaven (Baconland, as we call it.). Just as Mormons will Baptize the dead, we now offer the service (for a fee, of course) of
Revolltingizing the dead. But no, our magnanimity doesn't end there, shoppers! We will also provide our salvation service for the living.
My first act is to Revoltingize Mitt Romney by uttering our conversion scripture.
Mitt Romney, you are now revolting! May your certainty wither, & your spirit revolt against The Man!
Who else should be Revoltingized? We have a red light special, too....free this year, & 1/2 off this month!