Wirey
Fartist
This discussion of breasts, and their sexual/utilitarian functions is depressing. It's like explaining why a joke is funny. The breast is, perhaps, the greatest thing in the human experience. We begin our life by being fed from one. We discover comfort as a child by laying our head on one. We begin our journey to adulthood by growing two, or noticing those who are. One of our watershed moments in life is either touching, or having someone touch, one of them.
Plus, they're soooo friendly. Name one time someone showed you a pair of knobs as a friendly gesture and it didn't cheer you up immediately. Go on, name one. To say they should be categorized as this-or-that is pointless. They are all things to all people, depending on what your interest is (dinner, nookie, motorboat sound effects, etc). So I say, the next time you get access to a pair, say thank you.
Now, someone tell me why this isn't immediately obvious to every other living person. Or, you know, show me the Twins.
Plus, they're soooo friendly. Name one time someone showed you a pair of knobs as a friendly gesture and it didn't cheer you up immediately. Go on, name one. To say they should be categorized as this-or-that is pointless. They are all things to all people, depending on what your interest is (dinner, nookie, motorboat sound effects, etc). So I say, the next time you get access to a pair, say thank you.
Now, someone tell me why this isn't immediately obvious to every other living person. Or, you know, show me the Twins.