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If Jesus came back in 1999.....

Silver

Silver

Just maybe
If Jesus came back in 1999 do you think we'd find him on a religious discussion forum?
In approx.12 AD when Jesus was 12 his parents lost him but he was found in his "father's house", the synagogue.
So if he was born in 1999 he'd be 12 now.
Apparently Edgar Cayce predicted Jesus return in 1998 (Perhaps conception),
& Nostradamus predicted the "Great King of Terror" would return in 1999 (perhaps birth).
Any 12 year olds on this discussion forum?

Silver:run:
 
Bob Dixon

Bob Dixon

>implying
If the Son and Prophet of the Almighty Ruler of All Existence came to Earth to destroy the Universe, I don't think he'd be spending too much time on internet forums.

But then, you never know.
 
Splarnst

Splarnst

Active Member
Bob Dixon said:
If the Son and Prophet of the Almighty Ruler of All Existence came to Earth to destroy the Universe, I don't think he'd be spending too much time on internet forums.
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You also wouldn't expect him to spend just three years (out of about 13.75 billion) preaching in a tiny area (less than 0.1%) of one planet (out of eight) orbiting one star (out of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).
 
Bob Dixon

Bob Dixon

>implying
Splarnst said:
You also wouldn't expect him to spend just three years (out of about 13.75 billion) preaching in a tiny area (less than 0.1%) of one planet (out of eight) orbiting one star (out of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).
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The whole three years and tiny area thing is fair enough, BUT past that I'm not sure why not.
 
Valjean

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I heard He was reborn into a Brahmin family in Mumbai a few years ago.
Perhaps He'll grow to be a renowned Swami, this time round. :rolleyes:

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I

InformedIgnorance

Do you 'know' or believe?
TBH

If Jesus came back and started working 'miracles' most people would assume he is some sort of scam artist; if I saw the miracles myself then I would assume that he was a very good scam artist... or that I was delusional.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
I'm quite sure he'd manage to get banned from every christian forum on the net
in less than 6 months.

Who knows. He might (let them) do it just for ***** and giggles. ;)
Besides that, he might actually survive RF.
As long as he didn't proseltize.
Or post in the Satanism DIR. :p

Then he'd demolish the evil internet once and for all with one mighty blow of his hammer!
wait.
arm.
 
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blackout

blackout

Violet.
Boethiah said:
When I was younger than thirteen, I always fudged my age on the registration. Not saying that Jesus would ever tell a lie, but... :p
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Well.... he knowingly let his parents walk for three days thinking he was with them when he wasn't..... :areyoucra

So he let's the internet software think he's 13 instead of 12.... :shrug:... eh?
 
Orias

Orias

Left Hand Path
I think the real Jesus would be the anti Christ.

For a simple reason, like he would have to be opposite of himself in order to kill his opposite self.

If...that even makes sense :bat:
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
InformedIgnorance said:
TBH

If Jesus came back and started working 'miracles' most people would assume he is some sort of scam artist; if I saw the miracles myself then I would assume that he was a very good scam artist... or that I was delusional.
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Criss Angel Vrs. Christ Angle!

We need a reality show.
 
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