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I`m God

krsnaraja

Active Member
I always felt I `m God myself, all-powerful, all-knowing, full of knowledge, so & so forth. When I was a child, watching red ants running around scares me because of their bite. Like the doctor who tells the child lying on the table for circumcision, " Don`t worry kid. The injection wont hurt. The pain is like being bitten by a red ant." I`m not afraid of red ants anymore. I had my revenge. Any red ant who crosses my path is immediately torched.
 
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krsnaraja

Active Member
isn't saying you are God still prosletysing though?


I`m God because I know I`m eternal. I`m referring to the great Soul in me who is the creator of this universe ( human body ). I can manipulate the living entities residing in the different planetary systems located in this universe. I`m the ruler of all that have manifested inside me. I can at any time destroy the parasites inhabiting Patala- the lowest planet of the solar system I can direct the entities inhabiting Gandharva- a planet in the upper planetary systems- to sing for me wonderful songs. Yes! I`m God of this universe. No one is above me but me alone. In fact, I can easily ejaculate the millions of sperm cells held up in planet Prostata.
 
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839311

Well-Known Member
I always felt I `m God myself, all-powerful, all-knowing, full of knowledge, so & so forth. When I was a child, watching red ants running around scares me because of their bite. Like the doctor who tells the child lying on the table for circumcision, " Don`t worry kid. The injection wont hurt. The pain is like being bitten by a red ant." I`m not afraid of red ants anymore. I had my revenge. Any red ant who crosses my path is immediately torched.

You might need a psychiatrist. Seriously, you should consider seeing one.
 

krsnaraja

Active Member
You might need a psychiatrist. Seriously, you should consider seeing one.


Do I need a psychiatrist? When I myself is a licensed physician. This is where I work. Trying to solve the problems of why such as these guys are confined inside this facility. & you telling me to go & see a psychiatrist? How about exchanging places even for just a day. I work in your office & you work in my clinic. I have with me as my staff 3 nurses, a trustee-inmate who allegedly killed the owner of the land he & his father claimed as theirs. After killing the landowner he took the dead man`s entrails & cooked it. Let his neighbors eat it without knowing it came from the landowner whose land they were occupying. This trustee-inmate is an embalmer.


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krsnaraja

Active Member
Why do all of Krsna post end in circumcison? Are you a troll? D:


You did not know that everything revolves around sex. That I want all uncircumcised religious males circumcised simply because the smegma is a carcinogen that can cause cervical cancer in women who they have sex with. Almost every male here in the Philippines are circumcised. It`s not because we are Catholics but we have more common sense than the others who abhor circumcision. In other words, not only circumcision is a religious issue but also a health issue. I`m licensed physician. That`s why I advocate circumcision not discourage it. I was circumcised by my father-doctor. I circumcised my two sons, Matthew & Marco.

There are many here who consider themselves brave in defending their religious beliefs but when the topic of circumcision arise they ran like hell & hide. Those who does not submit to circumcision are sissies. They don`t have the balls to confront the needle & the surgical scissor. What`s the use in debating with Biblical scholar who is not even circumcised?
 

krsnaraja

Active Member
I'm like that with possums and raccoons. My torch is probably different than your torch. It's a 12 gauge. :p


Hi Viker. How are you? I missed those brickbats we shared even for a moment. Cheers to you man. By the way my torch is a Howitzer. :p
 

ForeverFaithful

Son Worshiper
You did not know that everything revolves around sex. That I want all uncircumcised religious males circumcised simply because the smegma is a carcinogen that can cause cervical cancer in women who they have sex with. Almost every male here in the Philippines are circumcised. It`s not because we are Catholics but we have more common sense than the others who abhor circumcision. In other words, not only circumcision is a religious issue but also a health issue. I`m licensed physician. That`s why I advocate circumcision not discourage it. I was circumcised by my father-doctor. I circumcised my two sons, Matthew & Marco.

There are many here who consider themselves brave in defending their religious beliefs but when the topic of circumcision arise they ran like hell & hide. Those who does not submit to circumcision are sissies. They don`t have the balls to confront the needle & the surgical scissor. What`s the use in debating with Biblical scholar who is not even circumcised?
Wow, I'm speechless
 

krsnaraja

Active Member
Wow, I'm speechless


I have atheists & religious friends who are circumcised & uncircumcised. When we meet & feel woozy after a couple of ice cold San Miguel beer the butt of jokes center on my friends who are uncircumcised. I tell them, " Come on friends let`s go the hospital I`ll be the one to circumcise you. Don`t be afraid the scissor is stainless steel it wont break if it cuts into that thickened skin of yours."
 

krsnaraja

Active Member
Ammo must be hard on your wallet. You should downsize. :p


It`s Howitzer 22, the one used during the Korean War. The North Koreans are afraid of the Howitzer 22 because the bullets like heat-seeking missile only targets their balls.
 
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