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Blessed are the poor in frubal...

Wombat

Wombat

Active Member
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Oh yes....I see you....preaching and pontificating your pseudo spiritual platitudes or wallowing in your smug secular humanist moral superiority...

Yes....and all the while hoarding and making grand display of obscene and excessive frubal wealth!

Ha!.......You cannot take them with you!.......frubals can’t buy you love....the love of frubals is the root of all evil!

Is it not said-
"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your frubals and give your frubals to the poor, and you will have frubals in heaven.”

And think me not envious, nor desirous, nor a beggar of frubals...oh no...
I have frubals enough, sufficient unto my humble saintly need and seek no more than my daily frubal.

“But store up for yourselves frubals in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.”

I say unto Thee there shall come a day of reckoning....a day of accounting.....and whosoever hath abundant and excessive frubal on that day shall know how it would have been better/easier/wiser to deal with an IRS Audit.

“When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth of frubal”

Repent!..........Repent Ye while there is yet still time!

“Woe unto you that are full of frubal! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep”

“But many that are first in frubal shall be last; and the last in frubal first.

Be Not Thou Frugal With Thine Frubal.


:p
 
lunakilo

lunakilo

Well-Known Member
How do you repent frubals?

I would give thee frubals for this post had I any to spare, but I seem to have used up all my frubals for this day.
 
Wombat

Wombat

Active Member
lunakilo said:
How do you repent frubals?.
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No no dear lunakilo.....One 'repents' of the love of frubals and the hoarding of frubals

lunakilo said:
I would give thee frubals for this post had I any to spare,
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Your generosity of spirit exceeds both your wisdom and your purse dear sister.

I appreciate the sentiment but desire frubal of none....for I fear the lust of frubal doth harden the heart and debar the path of righteousness.

(How am I doing with the humble frubal detachment saintly line?....I figure it’s all a matter of sincerity....once you can fake sincerity you’ve got it made and you’re soon up to your kazoo in frubals.............dam......I didn’t type that out loud did I?)
lunakilo said:
but I seem to have used up all my frubals for this day.
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The 'First Church of the Liberated Frubal' does take promisory notes.:angel2:

On edit- Bankcard, cheque, Visa, American Express, Stamps, Stocks, Bonds ......
 
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Badran

Badran

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***Mod Post***
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This thread has been moved to the Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories forum.​
 
Wombat

Wombat

Active Member
darkendless said:
I've been particularly stingey of late with my frubals. Ya'll gona have to earn em ;)
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Oh Maaaaaaaaaate!.........Digger!..........Son of the Wide Brown Land!.......say it is not so!

“earn” frubals!!!????.......Oh say Thou doth come the raw prawn!

We of the great egalitarian island continent do not expect others to “earn” frubal recognition!

No more than he who stuffed a jumbuck in his tucker bag “earned” that wooly feast.
We give frubal recognition not upon what others ‘do’...but upon the shining light of who they are!

And thus >everyone< is worthy and frubal flow freely to one and all....beggar and banker.

That is why is saddens me to the core that-


This thread has been moved to the Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories forum.​



Because beneath the jest and playfulness resides a deep Antipodean theological principle, Aboriginal spirituality at its core....we do not give to you because you have earned or deserved it...we give to you because you >are<.​



Free frubals for all I say!;)​
 
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