An ugly rumor has been going around campus that science is encroaching on religion. Well, students, nothing is further from the truth. In fact, today we are going to discuss the Theory of Creatonism.
This will be on the midterm, so please take notes:
Uh, excuse me Professor, but I have a question. How did God do it?
It's a mystery. Now, as you know, chloroplasts are ..
Er ... one more thing Professor: when did God do it?
That is still in dispute. In any event, it clearly has nothing to do with the core theory. Now, as I was saying, chloroplasts function to ...
Um ... one last thing, Professor. Could you tell me which God did it?
<wink> No, not in the class room - but we all know who I'm talking about. </wink>
Actually, no. Well, no matter. Could you at least tell me how we might test this theory that "God did it"?
Look, Jimmy, if we call it a "Model" instead of a "Theory" would you be willing to shut up so we can move on to photosynthesis? Now ... damn, the bell! Wait, before you run out, make sure you read the next chapter on Tarot cards. There's a quiz next week.
This will be on the midterm, so please take notes:
God did it.
If there are no questions, we'll now move on to a discussion of the role of chloroplasts in ...Uh, excuse me Professor, but I have a question. How did God do it?
It's a mystery. Now, as you know, chloroplasts are ..
Er ... one more thing Professor: when did God do it?
That is still in dispute. In any event, it clearly has nothing to do with the core theory. Now, as I was saying, chloroplasts function to ...
Um ... one last thing, Professor. Could you tell me which God did it?
<wink> No, not in the class room - but we all know who I'm talking about. </wink>
Actually, no. Well, no matter. Could you at least tell me how we might test this theory that "God did it"?
Look, Jimmy, if we call it a "Model" instead of a "Theory" would you be willing to shut up so we can move on to photosynthesis? Now ... damn, the bell! Wait, before you run out, make sure you read the next chapter on Tarot cards. There's a quiz next week.