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Pick up Lines

Comicaze247

Comicaze247

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Engyo said:
I had a friend who used to tell women that he felt like he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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There are actually people who feel like that. Saw him on the HBO special "Cathouse," the show about the Nevada Bunny Ranch. He cross-dressed, did his nails, and everything, but was into women, and apparently very good.
 
Engyo

Engyo

Prince of Dorkness!
True; but for my friend it was just a cheesy pickup line. I'm not sure how much success he ever had with it..........
 
NewEnglandGirl

NewEnglandGirl

Member
I was poking around an a newish dating site that is northeast specific (and trying to decide if I had the guts to join... that would be a "no" so far), and they had a blog with some hysterical pick up lines in it... Here are a couple of them:

Are you tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Did you get hurt falling from heaven?

All this could be yours for one low, low price! (I actually kinda like this one!)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Great pick up lines I might try if Mrs Rev ever dumps me:
- Don't you just love my loud socks? You'd never know about them if I weren't wearing sandals!
- This rash isn't contagious...it's just from the radiation.
- Why yes that is a slide rule...you never know when a calculator's battery will die.
- And the aluminum foil also keeps me from getting a sunburn on my head.
- Could you pass me a drink? The voices are getting loud again, so I need something to help swallow a pill.
- Yeah, well I say it's more environmentally friendly to go a week without showering.
 
Kathryn

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
A guy once said to me, "I've been studying for the priesthood, but suddenly I'm having doubts..." It was pretty cute - even though he did turn out to be an idiot.

My husband used an oldie but goodie - he told me that I had beautiful eyes. Safe, but tried and true, and it worked.
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
The one I've used most often over the past 15 years, "Please allow me to suggest that it would in all probability be counter-productive for a person as quantifiably charming as you to study the sociology of despair."

And my second most often used line over the past 15 years, "No one has made me wish to face with grace the challenge of her morning breath like you, babe."

I can't figure out how, with great lines like those, I have been celibate for 15 years.
 
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*Anne*

Bliss Ninny
A great one from Seinfeld: "You know, I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles."

If she laughs at that, she has a low humor threshold, and you'll easily amuse her for years to come.
 
Comicaze247

Comicaze247

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*Anne* said:
A great one from Seinfeld: "You know, I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles."

If she laughs at that, she has a low humor threshold, and you'll easily amuse her for years to come.
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Being that you said it's "a great one," are you implying that it would work on you? :p
 
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