If U.F.O's landed in your street, what would you do?

Ori

Angel slayer

• Aug 5, 2005

• #1

I would take out some food, approach the vehicle and hope for the best.

 

Jaymes

The cake is a lie

• Aug 5, 2005

• #2

I'd probably pick up something sharp and approach cautiously. That's what I do every time I hear bumps in the night, anyway

 

jewscout

Religious Zionist

• Aug 5, 2005

• #3

"HEY! GET OUTTA THE WAY I'M LATE FOR WORK!"

 

Fluffy

A fool

• Aug 5, 2005

• #4

Go and investigate of course! I'd be ready to run back into the house though .

 

CaptainXeroid

Following Christ

• Aug 5, 2005

• #5

Get some pics of it and the little green men, then link them here and a few other sites.

 

kreeden

Virus of the Mind

• Aug 5, 2005

• #6

I most likely would be right behind Jewscout , honking my horn ...

But other then that , I'm not sure what I would do . What could I do ? Other then wait to see what they do . Go over and knock on the door ?

 

michel

Administrator Emeritus

Staff member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #7

I'd probably run back indoors for a change of underwear........:biglaugh:

Seriously, I'd probably make sure I had a good escape route and make my presence obvious - wait for them to make the first move.

 

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DreamQuickBook

Active Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #8

I would attempt to communicate with it by giving it "the bird". Then I would make a decision on my next action after seeing what it did.

 

Apotheosis

Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #9

I would grab my camera phone, take some pictures, and send them to friends, so if i die at least I got my message out And then of course I would go see if I could communicate with them, it would be a fun conversation.

 

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DreamQuickBook

Active Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #10

Apotheosis said:

I would grab my camera phone, take some pictures, and send them to friends, so if i die at least I got my message out And then of course I would go see if I could communicate with them, it would be a fun conversation.

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And if your friends saw you later and you were walking funny, you could have proof that it was the dreaded space probe.

But seriously. How come only poor white folk see UFOs? I never see a crowd of Asians or Mexicans on Television saying they saw a UFO or that they were abducted. Of course, I guess the Mexican folk were too busy watching the latest Virgin Mary sighting.

 

Apotheosis

Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #11

Perhaps it is only that we only hear of poor white folks? I have seen a few shows on tv where Mexican, Indians etc report seeing U.F.O's.

 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber

• Aug 5, 2005

• #12

I would say "I doubt your here to speak with Fox Mulder."
I believe that a highly advanced and knowledgable society would understand that no matter how advanced, you can still learn from lower societies, and have a desire to learn, and the aliens would come in peace. But if they came out with guns and plasma swords, I would probaly grab my gun, seeing as how I would die anyways, and start shooting. I would yell "WELCOME TO EARTH MOTHER******!" Take out one or two, then be gunned down myself. Maybe I should start making a bomb to strap to myself just incase. That way if I'm shot, I can have the bomb go off, wiping out the aliens, and hopefully saving mankind by showing the aliens the fighting spirit of the Earthlings.

 

Stormygale

Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #13

Like IRON MAIDENS song so profoundly states, "Run to the Hills"!!!

 

johnnys4life

Pro-life Mommy

• Aug 5, 2005

• #14

Hmm...well since UFO only means "unidentified flying object" I would assume it was another firecracker...darn things oughtta be banned I say.

I'd poke it with my cane!!!

 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...

• Aug 5, 2005

• #15

I would say emphatically:

Crikee! Not Again!!!​

 

The Black Whirlwind

Well-Known Member

• Aug 5, 2005

• #16

i'd take out a rifle and some smokebombs, and wait in the bushes. If they're offensive, i'll throw the smokebombs at them and then start shooting. "thats right you mothers, run!!!". if they come in peace, i'll abandon the weapons and greet them.

 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber

• Aug 5, 2005

• #17

I am 90% sure they would come in piece though. If they come to earth for rescources, I'm sure they would offer to trade first.

 

Quiddity

UndertheInfluenceofGiants

• Aug 6, 2005

• #18

I'd probably think he's an illegal alien....:biglaugh:
Where is your green card buddy...:149:

~Victor

 

Draka

Wonder Woman

• Aug 6, 2005

• #19

I'd be right along with LukeWolf in this one. Right out there to meet them...I doubt that it would end up like the movie "Mars Attacks", though those little guys were funny.

 

Ceridwen018

Well-Known Member

• Aug 6, 2005

• #20

I'd run and hide under my bed with my cat, peeping out the window cautiously to see what the fate of my brave/foolhardy neighbors is before I venture out!