Mr Spinkles
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"He chose.....poorly." ~The knight gaurding the Holy Grail, from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Mr Spinkles
Mr
"What's the soup du jour?"
"Soup of the day."
"Mm, that sounds good. I'll have that." ~Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
"Soup of the day."
"Mm, that sounds good. I'll have that." ~Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
scarecrow
New Member
One line that always made me laugh was by Winston in Ghostbusters.
SPENGLER: I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.
WINSTON: What do you mean "big?"
Spengler picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench.
SPENGLER: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
WINSTON: That's a big Twinkie.
Okay, so that's a bit more than a line.
SPENGLER: I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.
WINSTON: What do you mean "big?"
Spengler picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench.
SPENGLER: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
WINSTON: That's a big Twinkie.
Okay, so that's a bit more than a line.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Going on Robin Hood -
He deered to kill a kings dare.
Dared to kill a kings deer!
Robin Hood: Acho?
Soldiers: Bless you!
Robin Hood: Must be him.
Robin Hood (cant remember exact line): I would like to appoint Acho as the new sheriff of Rottingham.
Towns people: A BLACK SHERIFF!!
Blinckin: HE'S BLACK!
Im gonna have to go rent that movie today.
He deered to kill a kings dare.
Dared to kill a kings deer!
Robin Hood: Acho?
Soldiers: Bless you!
Robin Hood: Must be him.
Robin Hood (cant remember exact line): I would like to appoint Acho as the new sheriff of Rottingham.
Towns people: A BLACK SHERIFF!!
Blinckin: HE'S BLACK!
Im gonna have to go rent that movie today.
Original Freak
I am the ORIGINAL Freak
"It takes a real man to wear tights!"
--Little John from Robin Hood men in tights.
Doctor - "We need to get to a hospital."
Stewertess - "A hopsital doctor? What is it?"
Doctor - "It's a big building with Doctors and nurses in it, but that's not important right now."
--Airplane (possibly one of the funniest movies EVER)
"I see your shwarz is as big as mine, now let's see how you handle it!"
"Uhh, He did it."
--both from Spaceballs.
Great, thanks to you bunch I've got some movies to watch.
--Little John from Robin Hood men in tights.
Doctor - "We need to get to a hospital."
Stewertess - "A hopsital doctor? What is it?"
Doctor - "It's a big building with Doctors and nurses in it, but that's not important right now."
--Airplane (possibly one of the funniest movies EVER)
"I see your shwarz is as big as mine, now let's see how you handle it!"
"Uhh, He did it."
--both from Spaceballs.
Great, thanks to you bunch I've got some movies to watch.
FyreBrigidIce
Returning Noob
I have a few and have to look them up so that I get them right. :biglaugh:
From "A Fish Called Wanda"
Otto Weston't call me stupid.Wanda:Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
From "The Breakfast Club:
Brian Johnsonear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .Andrew Clark:And an athlete . . .Allison Reynolds:And a basket case . . .Claire Standish:A princess . . .John Bender:And a criminal.Brian Johnson:
FBI
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
From "A Fish Called Wanda"
Otto West
on't call me stupid.Wanda:Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!From "The Breakfast Club:
Brian Johnson
ear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .Andrew Clark:And an athlete . . .Allison Reynolds:And a basket case . . .Claire Standish:A princess . . .John Bender:And a criminal.Brian Johnson:FBI
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
scarecrow,
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I notice that this is your first post on this forum, and I therefore wanted to welcome you to this fast expanding family.
You might like to have a look at :- Articles for New Members ; from there, there is a link to the forum rules, which you ought to see.
Perhaps you could post on Are you new to ReligiousForums.com? , and tell us a bit about your hobbies, and interests, so we can get to know you better.
I hope you find what you want to on the forum.
Prima
Well-Known Member
Here are a few of mine from Men in Black...
"Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?"
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."
"You here to make fun of me, too?"
"No ma'am. We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense of humor we are aware of."
"A person is smart; people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it."
" need to tell you something about your skills: as of right now, they mean precisely dick."
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"One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife." (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" (Monty Python...Holy Grail)
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" (Monty Python...Holy Grail"
"I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week." (Monty Python....Holy Grail)
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" (Monty Python...HOly Grail)
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means." (The Princess Bride)
"I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship." (The Princess Bride)
"We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it." (Willy Wonka)
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates" (Willy Wonka)
"Will we ever see each other again?" "
Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money." (Spaceballs)
"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." (Wayne's World)
"It's sucking my will to live!" (Wayne's World)
"Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?"
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."
"You here to make fun of me, too?"
"No ma'am. We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense of humor we are aware of."
"A person is smart; people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it."
" need to tell you something about your skills: as of right now, they mean precisely dick."
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"One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife." (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" (Monty Python...Holy Grail)
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" (Monty Python...Holy Grail"
"I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week." (Monty Python....Holy Grail)
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" (Monty Python...HOly Grail)
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means." (The Princess Bride)
"I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship." (The Princess Bride)
"We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it." (Willy Wonka)
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates" (Willy Wonka)
"Will we ever see each other again?" "
Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money." (Spaceballs)
"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." (Wayne's World)
"It's sucking my will to live!" (Wayne's World)
(scarecrow...are you following me!!!:tsk: welcome to the board)
(I think that monty pythons holy grail might be the winner for movie with the best lines...)
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
(matrix is right up there though:jam: )
welcome to the board)(I think that monty pythons holy grail might be the winner for movie with the best lines...)
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
(matrix is right up there though:jam: )
Victoria along with Toddy): *Sings* Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope--
Toddy: -- are gay...
Victoria: *Points to Richard* You! Get up! *Points to Toddy* You get back in bed! Now... *Kicks* Next time pick on someone... your own... size *kicks out the door*
Victoria: "Well, they'll KNOW he's a phony!"
Toddy: "Right!"
Victoria: *turns around* "Well?"
Toddy: "They'll know HE'S a phony."
Toddy, examing a glass of white wine: "The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!"
*Waiter turns to go get something else*
Toddy: That's it, it's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.
Waiter: And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's ***.
-- From Victor Victoria
Yitzak: "On August 13th, 1961... a wall was erected down the middle of the city of Berlin. The world was divided by a cold war... and the Berlin Wall was the most hated symbol of that divide. Reviled... Graffitied... Spit upon... we thought the wall would stand forever. And now that it's gone... we don't know WHO WE ARE ANYMORE... Ladies and gentlemen! Hedwig is like that wall! Standing before you on a divide between east and west... slavery and freedom... man and woman... top and bottom... and you can try and tear her down... but before you do... you must remember one thing!"
Tommy Gnosis: Have you accepted Jesus as your true saviour?
Hedwig: *pauses* No, but I admire his work.
Phyllis: *Arguing on the phone* No. Inch, not itch!
*This in german*
Hansel: Jesus said the darndest things
Mother: *Smacks him* Don't you ever say that name to me again.
Hansel: But... he died for our sins.
Mother: So did Hitler! Absolute power corrupts.
Hansel: Absolutely.
-- From Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"There! Ith that 'etterh?"
"Congratulations! It's a... squid." -- Agent J
First Men in Black
Toddy: -- are gay...
Victoria: *Points to Richard* You! Get up! *Points to Toddy* You get back in bed! Now... *Kicks* Next time pick on someone... your own... size *kicks out the door*
Victoria: "Well, they'll KNOW he's a phony!"
Toddy: "Right!"
Victoria: *turns around* "Well?"
Toddy: "They'll know HE'S a phony."
Toddy, examing a glass of white wine: "The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!"
*Waiter turns to go get something else*
Toddy: That's it, it's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.
Waiter: And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's ***.
-- From Victor Victoria
Yitzak: "On August 13th, 1961... a wall was erected down the middle of the city of Berlin. The world was divided by a cold war... and the Berlin Wall was the most hated symbol of that divide. Reviled... Graffitied... Spit upon... we thought the wall would stand forever. And now that it's gone... we don't know WHO WE ARE ANYMORE... Ladies and gentlemen! Hedwig is like that wall! Standing before you on a divide between east and west... slavery and freedom... man and woman... top and bottom... and you can try and tear her down... but before you do... you must remember one thing!"
Tommy Gnosis: Have you accepted Jesus as your true saviour?
Hedwig: *pauses* No, but I admire his work.
Phyllis: *Arguing on the phone* No. Inch, not itch!
*This in german*
Hansel: Jesus said the darndest things
Mother: *Smacks him* Don't you ever say that name to me again.
Hansel: But... he died for our sins.
Mother: So did Hitler! Absolute power corrupts.
Hansel: Absolutely.
-- From Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"There! Ith that 'etterh?"
"Congratulations! It's a... squid." -- Agent J
First Men in Black
Jaymes
The cake is a lie
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Heheh, I love Dogma.
Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Heheh, I love Dogma.
Digging up this old thread to add my personal favorites:
"All you have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to you."
- Gandalf, LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring
"Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who tries to tell you differently is selling something."
- Westley, The Princess Bride
"'Tis only a flesh wound!"
- Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
"Ride with me."
"For death and valor!"
"No. For Rohan. For your people."
- Aragorn and Theoden, LOTR, The Two Towers
"Forth. And fear no darkness! Arise. Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken. Shields shall be splintered. A sword day..............a red day..........ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin, and the worlds ending!!"
- Theoden, LOTR, The Return of the King
"Then let us be rid of it, once and for all. C'mon, Mr. Frodo.........I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! C'Mon!!"
- Sam, LOTR, The Return of the King
"I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things."
- Frodo, LOTR, The Return of the King
Peace,
Mystic
"All you have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to you."
- Gandalf, LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring
"Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who tries to tell you differently is selling something."
- Westley, The Princess Bride
"'Tis only a flesh wound!"
- Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
"Ride with me."
"For death and valor!"
"No. For Rohan. For your people."
- Aragorn and Theoden, LOTR, The Two Towers
"Forth. And fear no darkness! Arise. Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken. Shields shall be splintered. A sword day..............a red day..........ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin, and the worlds ending!!"
- Theoden, LOTR, The Return of the King
"Then let us be rid of it, once and for all. C'mon, Mr. Frodo.........I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! C'Mon!!"
- Sam, LOTR, The Return of the King
"I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things."
- Frodo, LOTR, The Return of the King
Peace,
Mystic
Narrator-"Its called a changeover, the movie keeps on going, and no one in the audience has a clue."
Narrator-"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
Tyler-"We just had a near-life experience!"
Narrator-"Tyler your are the most inetresting single-serving friend I have ever met."
Tyler-"What?"
Narrator-"You see everything on a plane is single serving, including the people you--"
Tyler-"Oh I get it. It's clever. How's that workin out for you?"
Narrator-"What?"
Tyler-"Being clever."
Tyler-"You created me! I didn't create a loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
Tyler-"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Look at what you're doing! You are shooting A GUN at your IMAGINARY FRIEND who is standing in front of 400 pounds of NITROGLYCERIN!!"
Narrator-"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
Tyler-"We just had a near-life experience!"
Narrator-"Tyler your are the most inetresting single-serving friend I have ever met."
Tyler-"What?"
Narrator-"You see everything on a plane is single serving, including the people you--"
Tyler-"Oh I get it. It's clever. How's that workin out for you?"
Narrator-"What?"
Tyler-"Being clever."
Tyler-"You created me! I didn't create a loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"
Tyler-"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Look at what you're doing! You are shooting A GUN at your IMAGINARY FRIEND who is standing in front of 400 pounds of NITROGLYCERIN!!"
Fight Club?
Best Brad Pitt movie ever.
Peace,
Mystic
Best Brad Pitt movie ever.
Peace,
Mystic