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*owls decide to bite, bite, bite*Jensa said:
Me: "Ow! I was only- ow!- trying to- ow! save you from the Apoca- owwwwww! That one nearly got my whole ear off!"
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The Apocalypse is nigh!
- Thread starter Jaymes
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Me: "Ow! I was only- ow!- trying to- ow! save you from the Apoca- owwwwww! That one nearly got my whole ear off!"
The "they" you were referring to is the Illuminati. They control everything, and the start of the end will occur in 2012 ( The Illuminati are big on numerology, and 2012 is the year when the new age begins according to the Mayan calendar, we are in a transition age right now, and thats sort of obvious considering technology is just skyrocketing), because this Apocalypse will be a man made one. I have a feeling that pope benedict will die that year, and be replaced by a man who will call himself Peter Romanus, and arnold schwarzenegger will be president that year (he's talked about it before), and "UFO's" (I think they are inventions of Area 51, or alien made and area 51 acts like human/alien relations) will be admitted into existence by the government around that time, maybe a bit after, whenever they feel is right. Am I forgetting anything?Bastet said:
Ceridwen018
Well-Known Member
So the question of the evening then is, "Why the Mayans?"
Seriously though, you guys have got it all wrong with the tin foil and paper bags. Studies have shown that brown paper bags are easily ripped, and that tin foil can cause nasty sunburns when placed too closely to the skin for extended periods of time. We aren't quite sure how these different phenomena occur, but we believe that they are offensive tactics developed by the aliens themselves. Those abductees were good for somethin'.
No, you guys need to get with the latest in alien repulsion technology. I'm personally taking orders for my own deflection hat design. Its covered in rubber to absorb the brain-waves in a controlled fashion, and it contains triple layers of both aluminum sheeting and durable, grocery tested bags to liquify the deadly rays on contact. Lined with supple newt skin, these hats come in blue, red, yellow, and green. Since you guys are my friends, I'll cut you a bottom bargain deal of $300,000. What's your life worth?
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OOOOOOOOOOOO..I knew it.Sunstone said:
Doh! Its obvious!!!Ceridwen018 said:
2012 is the year when the new age begins according to the Mayan calendar
because your name is New Dire C in reverse, the mayans ar snayam, 2012 represents the period of the lentil in the martian calendar; and everyone knows that lentils will be the downfall of mankind.
They (lentils) are actually the aliens in disguise - once in your gut, they work their way up to your brain, and no paper bags, nor tin foil, or funny coloured hats will save you from your brain being slowly consumed....just look at me (because I'm older than you) there hardly any brain left.......
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I have heard that before. I heard it would happen before 2012.
Theres also WW3, more natural disasters that make the December Tsunami look small scale, many, many deaths, and the earth shifting.
I havent heard that one before. I have heard the earth will enter the fifth deminsion, and humans will percieve a fifth deminsion. But as to what the fifth deminsion will be, I do not know.
The word "apocalypse" comes from a Greek term that means "uncovering," or "unveiling." What was unveiled, or revealed, in the Biblical Revelation? Was it exclusively a message of doom, no
It is a book of comfort and hope. People have dramatized its contents by focusing on its catastrophic episodes
What does this tell us about the effect that the book Apocalypse, or Revelation, had on the early believers? Did it inspire fear or hope?
most, of the early Christians hoped in the Millennial Reign of Christ over a paradise earth
So the apocalypse will relieve mankind of all wicked influences. It will be a turning point to better conditions for the honest-heartednot an event for them to fear.
It is a book of comfort and hope. People have dramatized its contents by focusing on its catastrophic episodes
What does this tell us about the effect that the book Apocalypse, or Revelation, had on the early believers? Did it inspire fear or hope?
most, of the early Christians hoped in the Millennial Reign of Christ over a paradise earth
So the apocalypse will relieve mankind of all wicked influences. It will be a turning point to better conditions for the honest-heartednot an event for them to fear.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
After the 2012 event, I heard that 50-75% of the worlds population will be wiped out from war, disasters, plague, famine, and all sorts of other stuff. The survivors will be left to form new governments and new nations.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Naa, just jack a few fire trucks.
Does anyone here think that the new Verichip thing or whatever will be the mark of the beast? It makes sense, implant a chip in your right arm and boom you can be tracked and have all your info in your right hand. Also, the government might make it mandatory, which will screw the believers over. P.S Osama Bin Laden is a funny guy. http://www.torrentspy.com/comments.asp?mode=view&id=3386
I just hope this is credible or else all that laughing of mine just went in vain, although a brilliant plan, still a bit funny (you have to read that article to know what I am talking about, and I know this is out dated but I just heard about this so I laugh now).
I just hope this is credible or else all that laughing of mine just went in vain, although a brilliant plan, still a bit funny (you have to read that article to know what I am talking about, and I know this is out dated but I just heard about this so I laugh now).
DeepShadow
White Crow
[David Letterman] How nigh is it?[/Letterman]
:biglaugh:
I have a serious question, so everyone put on their serious hats. Am I going to hell? Because we (christians) aren't supposed to work on Sundays, and i do. I also swear, but i have cut down a lot, i accidentally used the lords name in vain a few times (i now say oh my gosh! is that acceptable?), I only go to church on easter and christmas (although i find that church is a bit boring and it also contradicts Matthew 6.5-6 "When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites! They love to stand up and pray in the houses of worship and on the street corners so that everyone will see them. I assure you they have already been paid in full") I also covet my neighboors pool. Its so nice and big and i just want to jump in it every day but I don't. Does that still count? I don't judge people (does calling someone an idiot count as judging? if yes then i am guilty of another sin). That is about all the bad stuff I do/ willing to talk about, and I need to know now before the apocalypse happens or else I am doomed. I would ask a priest but since I only go on the big days to church i don't want to be like a hypocrite. So someone who is all up in the holy scene help me out please!
los Zetas and their conspiracy with al Qaeda to stop PETA from overthrowing the brazilian beef industry in order to hinder the deforestation of the brazilian rainforest is key to PETA's master plan with non-human intelligent life from RIGEL-7 to overthrow the evil Bush administration on account of their little known plan to systematically decrease the human population to 500,000 (an easily manageable human population) then join forces with the Scientologists of the world to create the ultimate cosmic travelling machine, or 'spaceship', and then wage war with the ancients of Earth who escaped 1.2mya into the depths of space before disaster struck planet Earth and nearly wiped out all human life, which is key to universal domination for the evil Bush administration and the Scientologists, including the unholy alliance found in TomKat, because by doing so they can overthrow RIGEL-7 and go on to imperialize the rest of the known multi-verse and hopefully find out who is responsible for the alien abductions, crop circles, and cattle slaughters which have for so long plagued intelligent human life. :{> That's how I heard it will end, :areyoucra
DeepShadow
White Crow
Scary part is, I understood most of that!
Okay, now that the serious part has become its own thread, everyone take off those silly hats and answer my question. How nigh is it?
I'll even start you out: "It's so nigh..."
Okay, now that the serious part has become its own thread, everyone take off those silly hats and answer my question. How nigh is it?
I'll even start you out: "It's so nigh..."
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I always took the Mark of the Beast to be a mark of loyalty to the Beast's physical form, the Anti-Christ. The way I take it, you can show no loyalty to someone who isn't thier yet. I think the Verichip is just a form of government control. According to the guy who invented the Klini Sound Chair, that chip will become mandatory withing the next 5 years.