I don't know why, but I just remembered this poem I wrote a while back in a thread here at RF. I thought I'd share it with those of you who don't peruse the Food and Drink forum:
A Vegetable Sandwich has Little Appeal
by 9-10ths Penguin, inspired by England my lionheart
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
But it's yummier than the whole wheat and eel
Taste's relative - it's a matter of feel
That a vegetable sandwich has little appeal
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
"Not by bread alone!" is what they all squeal
So will you dispute what the Gospels reveal:
That a vegetable sandwich has little appeal?
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
But it doesn't have any grease to congeal
That bacon's effect on your heart is surreal
So, that vegetable sandwich might have some appeal
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
And yes, usually, there's some meat in a meal
But throw in some cheese and it's close to ideal
Then that vegetable sandwich has lots of appeal!
A Vegetable Sandwich has Little Appeal
by 9-10ths Penguin, inspired by England my lionheart
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
But it's yummier than the whole wheat and eel
Taste's relative - it's a matter of feel
That a vegetable sandwich has little appeal
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
"Not by bread alone!" is what they all squeal
So will you dispute what the Gospels reveal:
That a vegetable sandwich has little appeal?
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
But it doesn't have any grease to congeal
That bacon's effect on your heart is surreal
So, that vegetable sandwich might have some appeal
A vegetable sandwich has little appeal
And yes, usually, there's some meat in a meal
But throw in some cheese and it's close to ideal
Then that vegetable sandwich has lots of appeal!
