Would Jesus sign-up to RF?

staff said:

Hello SonofMan1, it's been brought to our attention that you've been telling other members that this is your second coming. This is to advise you that we only allow people to register for membership once in Religious Forums. If you are a returned member who's forgotten the password to their previous account, please let us know. We only allow members one account.

If, on the other hand you are a returned banned member, please be advised that we will check your IP and ban your new account should this happen to be the case.

Respectfully, the Staff of RF.

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KatNotKathy said:

Think of all the troll cred I would get if I could get him to ragequit RF.

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SonofMan1 said:

staff said:

Hello again SonofMan1, it's been brought to our attention that you've been posting in the Christianity DIR forum.

Since you don't have " Christian" listed as your religion of choice, we need to ask you if you do in fact consider yourself Christian, and if not, please stop posting in that DIR.

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Hi. Quick question: what's a "Christian"

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KatNotKathy said:

Think of all the troll cred I would get if I could get him to ragequit RF.

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staff said:

Hello once again SonofMan1. In answer to your question, we suggest that you enter the term "Christian" in the search feature (upper right corner of your page) and browse through a few of the theads that come up. Good luck in your search,
Regards,
The now somewhat annoyed staff of RF.

SonofMan1 said:

staff said:

Hello again SonofMan1, it's been brought to our attention that you've been posting in the Christianity DIR forum.

Since you don't have " Christian" listed as your religion of choice, we need to ask you if you do in fact consider yourself Christian, and if not, please stop posting in that DIR.

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Hi. Quick question: what's a "Christian"

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staff said:

Hello once again SonofMan1,

This is to let you know that we've received all 47,000 of the reports you've made in the last 4 hours concerning what you believe to be personal attacks made against you in every Christianity thread we currently have going here in RF. Curiously, almost all the reports you've made were in regards to posts made by people who identify themselves as Christians.

We're not really seeing the problem here with most of these posts, and I'm afraid that your assertion that "they're making me look bad" is too vague for us to take action on.

Please be more specific.

Regards, the now more than a little peeved staff of Religious Forums.

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sonofman1, we're sorry we didn't believe in you, well some of us believed in YOU, we just didn't believe you were the you we believed in.

Please change it back, it was fun at first, great even, but now after 11 days having the water we drink turn to wine, all the water, we have definately had enough of a good thing.

Half the staff have locked themselves into the bathroom and the sounds that are coming from within cannot be described as human. The other half are given to uncontrollable bouts of rage followed by protracted crying jags and declarations of love. I myself have only been able to maintain enough clarity to write this letter by making a concotion of coffee beans and vegetable oil.

We promise we will be good and you can smite whoever you want on the forum.

You're faithful and obedient servant
Q

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Mr. Hair said:

If Jesus returned tomorrow, would he make use of our new-fangled internet technology? And if so, where do you think he would frequent? Would he spread the word and preach over here at RF, or choose to lurk moar and post memes at 4chan?

Personally, I'd be all for Jesus becoming a member here; I figure the guy'd be very charitable with his frubals.

(Plus we'd get some interesting gossip on Mary Magdalene in the Eros sub-forum)

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