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onegothmama

pope of Discordia
...You Might Be A Discordian (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
  • If you've ever cast a sacred oblong, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever drank Irish whiskey and listened to The Doors as part of a religious experience, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever cast the Circle with a fishing rod, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever invoked the quarters Washington, Bicentennial, Canadian and Silver, you might be a Discordian.
  • If your chalice is from McDonalds(tm), you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever set up 3 card monty on the side of your tarot booth, you might be a Discordian.
  • If your idea of a hex is screaming "Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!", you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever done the "Great Left", you might be a Discordian.
  • If your athame is a spork, you might be a Discordian.
  • If your coven sword is a light saber, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever invoked a cartoon character, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever wiped your *** with "Principia Discordia", you might be a Discordian.
  • If you carry a Pope Card, but not an I.D., you might be a Discordian.
  • If your ritual feast consists of Jolt Cola and Spam, you might be a Discordian.
  • If halfway through the five-fold-kiss you stop to zerbert your HPS, you might be a Discordian.
  • If your BOS is written on toilet paper, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever begun a rite with "The Circle is open", you might be a Discordian.
  • If you drive a F(N)ORD, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you have more than 1 can of spam in your cupboard, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever invoked the Goddess with a wolf-whistle, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you're afraid that the paranoids are watching you, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you've ever taken the question "What's up?" literally, you might be a Discordian.
  • If you're reading THE BOOK OF ERIS, you might be a Discordian.
    (Then again you could just be a little bit weird)
-from Principa Discordia (or some such place)
 

onegothmama

pope of Discordia
and anothe one:


The Discordian and the Two Wiccans​
Once there were 3 pagans who had gathered together to do invocations. The first two were Wiccan, while the
third was a Discordian. They planned to take turns performing invocations, each according to their own
traditions.
The first Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and
the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death. " Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later,
he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient
Wisdom.
The second Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter
and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death. " Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments
later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient
Wisdom
The Discordian said that she might try to invoke her deity if her deity felt like it. But she did not tremble. She
did not speak in a strange voice. She did not even collapse. Instead, she just laughed and laughed in her own
voice. The two Wiccans glared at her. "You lack the solemnity needed to do proper invocations, " one of them
told her. But Eris, who had filled the Discordian, just laughed and threw pop tarts at them and danced out of the
room and giggled, "You can't tell a goddess how to behave. "​
At this, neither of the two Wiccans were enlightened. Possibly because neither one of them liked pop-tarts.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
That which doesn't make me stronger kills me.
 

pensive

Member
Let My Worship be within the heart that rejoiceth, for behold: all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
From The Charge of the Goddess.
 

Guitar's Cry

Disciple of Pan
"She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME and she grew up tall, so she ate from a plate called TASTE ME and down she shrank so small. And so she changed, while other folks never tried nothing at all." -Shel Silverstein
 
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