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Corrupt A Wish

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted, but for the next fifty years you spend your time in a mental institution, and a straight jacket, because you get excited too easily, and don't play well with others.

I wish for a life time pass to any amusement park, anywhere.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Well Shyanekh beat me to it by a minute....

I grant his wish first....you get your night club, but it is quickly taken over by the mob. Because of your resistance they fire bomb it to the ground.

Now what about that life time pass to all amusement parks?
 

rojse

RF Addict
You get your lifetime pass. The first ride you go on crashes, and you are so scared to ride the rides after that, so you only ever wonder around the amusement parks, eating over-priced "food".

I wish I had a billion dollars in cash.
 

3.14

Well-Known Member
granted but you die when a pallet of cash falls on you


i wish i could make a juicy apple apear out of thin air
 

rojse

RF Addict
granted but you die when a pallet of cash falls on you


i wish i could make a juicy apple apear out of thin air

An apple appears out of thin air. It hits you on the head. You use this as a catalyst to write a treatise about the theory of gravity, because you've become Isaac Newton.

Rojse wishes for a group of scantily-clad women to scatter rose petals on the path that he is about to walk upon wherever he walks outdoors.
 

te_lanus

Alien Hybrid
An apple appears out of thin air. It hits you on the head. You use this as a catalyst to write a treatise about the theory of gravity, because you've become Isaac Newton.

Rojse wishes for a group of scantily-clad women to scatter rose petals on the path that he is about to walk upon wherever he walks outdoors.
granted, but you find that it is UV's harem that scattering the roses.

I wish for a rock star life
 

rojse

RF Addict
granted, but you find that it is UV's harem that scattering the roses.

I wish for a rock star life

You get it, including the alcoholism, and the fatal drug overdose at twenty-three.

Rojse wishes to be carried around in a caravan.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted, But UV's harem forms a union and goes out on strike.
They dump your butt in the middle of the outback.

I wish to be union steward for UV"s harem.
 

rojse

RF Addict
Granted, But UV's harem forms a union and goes out on strike.
They dump your butt in the middle of the outback.

I wish to be union steward for UV"s harem.

Wish granted. You're the union official, and all your wards are argumentative and unappreciative feminists.

I wish more people were on Chat.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted...but when I clicked a referenced you offered it changed all of the display, and stayed that way. I had to log off altogether to regain the original appearance.

I wish I could type really fast.
 

rojse

RF Addict
Granted...but when I clicked a referenced you offered it changed all of the display, and stayed that way. I had to log off altogether to regain the original appearance.

I wish I could type really fast.

You get your wish, and you can type fast. This means you spend less time actually thinking about the content of your posts, like I do.

In all seriousness, the secret to typing fast is to not look at the keyboard, so you have to learn the location of the keys. Once you know where to put your fingers (left index fingers on F, right index finger on J, rest of fingers on same row of keyboard) it comes fairly quickly. You should also do a beginner's computer course to learn a few keyboard shortcuts, to make editing work quicker.

As for me... I wish... to have the power to come up with sleazy innuendos.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted....but on your first excursion to ply your new found ability, you make the mistake of bumping into UV's harem. They are not amused, and you wake up in the middle of the outback.

I wish I could retire to my hobbies.
 

Humanistheart

Well-Known Member
Granted....but on your first excursion to ply your new found ability, you make the mistake of bumping into UV's harem. They are not amused, and you wake up in the middle of the outback.

I wish I could retire to my hobbies.

Your wish is granted. You lose your job and you are forced to turn your hobbies into a small buisness to stay afloat, thereby losing their appeal as they are now work.

I wish I had the hairline I did as a teenager.
 
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Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted...but all that hair looks weird as the rest of you continues to age.

Strange thing about retiring to my hobbies...I have lost my job...and my hobby of knife making looks more serious than ever!

I wish to sell one hundred blades for 10,000 dollars a piece.
 
Granted...but all that hair looks weird as the rest of you continues to age.

Strange thing about retiring to my hobbies...I have lost my job...and my hobby of knife making looks more serious than ever!

I wish to sell one hundred blades for 10,000 dollars a piece.

Granted, but as you stole the graves from native graves and got caught you are fined the maximum $20,000 dollars per artifact for the illegal sales of each item, a further $250,000 for the illegal transport of the artifacts and recieve a 5 year prison sentence. Enjoy!

I wish my house didn't smell of pee.:eek:
 

rojse

RF Addict
Granted, but as you stole the graves from native graves and got caught you are fined the maximum $20,000 dollars per artifact for the illegal sales of each item, a further $250,000 for the illegal transport of the artifacts and recieve a 5 year prison sentence. Enjoy!

I wish my house didn't smell of pee.:eek:

Your house doesn't smell of pee. It smells of manure instead.

I wish I had a small goblin that would do all of my household work.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted, but true to form he can't help himself, and disappears, after vandalizing your abode.

I don't quite understand the grave robbing/artifact scenario from Monta.
It didn't really grant my wish.
Let me try that again.

I wish to be a professional knife maker.
 
Granted, but true to form he can't help himself, and disappears, after vandalizing your abode.

I don't quite understand the grave robbing/artifact scenario from Monta.
It didn't really grant my wish.
Let me try that again.

I wish to be a professional knife maker.

granted, on your first sale your client uses your own blade against you in order to rob you , he cuts off your hands, rendering you unable to continue your craft.

I wish my house didn't smell of any waste matter
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Without my hands, I am typing this with my ears!!!!!!!

Granted, your house no longer smells like waste. Your neighbors got tired of the stink and burned your house to the ground.
 
Without my hands, I am typing this with my ears!!!!!!!

Granted, your house no longer smells like waste. Your neighbors got tired of the stink and burned your house to the ground.

My neighbours who sell drugs from the apartment and throw their rubbish out of the window into the road !, oh this is so like them the bloody hypocrites :mad:

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.
 
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