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Corrupt A Wish

rojse

rojse

RF Addict
te_lanus said:
granted. but when you start it, the os is in japanese, you try to install a english os and the mb gets fried.

i wish it was the end of the year. vacation ;)
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It is the end of year vacation. You have, unfortunately, come down with horse flu, and are confined to a hospital for two months for testing and isolation, missing your entire vacation.

I wish to be the smartest person on Earth.
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
granted all other people now have single digit iq's

i wish i could calculate pi to the last decimal
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted...but upon your first recital you lose your mind and can't stop.
BTW....I've seen a savant on tv do exactly this item. It took six hours to reach a point of exhaustion.

I wish to be bigger, faster, stronger, more intelligent, and greatly experienced....good looking too.
 
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Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Apparently my last wish was too much.
Maybe I could lighten up a bit.

I wish for a life time supply of Pepsi.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
Thief said:
Apparently my last wish was too much.
Maybe I could lighten up a bit.

I wish for a life time supply of Pepsi.
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You get your lifetime supply of Pepsi,
drink it morning, noon, and night
and die in one year as it eats away your intestines.
(saving Pepsi a whole lot of money)


I wish for a live in masseuse.
 
rojse

rojse

RF Addict
UltraViolet said:
You get your lifetime supply of Pepsi,
drink it morning, noon, and night
and die in one year as it eats away your intestines.
(saving Pepsi a whole lot of money)


I wish for a live in masseuse.
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You get your masseuse. Your masseuse is a fat, balding, lecherous sixty-year old male, and constantly leers at you suggestively.
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted, but your eyes go bad altogether and you can't read anything.

I wish I could play guitar like Segovia.
 
Jeremiah

Jeremiah

Well-Known Member
Thief said:
Granted, but your eyes go bad altogether and you can't read anything.

I wish I could play guitar like Segovia.
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Granted you can play the guitar like Segovia could before he knew how to play the guitar.

I wish I could read entire books in seconds.
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
granted when you were 2 years old you could play like him sadly noone handed you a guitar


i wish i could cure the entire world population of all diseases without harming them
 
monta

monta

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3.14 said:
granted when you were 2 years old you could play like him sadly noone handed you a guitar


i wish i could cure the entire world population of all diseases without harming them
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Granted, no one dies of disease but millions starve due to the overwhelming population explosion :sad:

I wish I hadn't dropped my camera.
 
Jeremiah

Jeremiah

Well-Known Member
monta said:
Granted, no one dies of disease but millions starve due to the overwhelming population explosion :sad:

I wish I hadn't dropped my camera.
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Granted you never dropped your camera and the butterfly effect (which subsequently would've resulted in everlasting world peace) that started with you dropping your camera was subverted.


I wish I had a donut.
 
te_lanus

te_lanus

Alien Hybrid
Jeremiah said:
Granted you never dropped your camera and the butterfly effect (which subsequently would've resulted in everlasting world peace) that started with you dropping your camera was subverted.


I wish I had a donut.
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You get your donut, Just to find that it is an ornamental donut

I wish for better luck
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Granted, but it got wrecked and then scrapped and is returned to you as a cube of steel ( a real small one).

I wish to have a new pair of boots.
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
granted but its made from your own skin

granted but its stuck in your wall with your mother trapped underneath

i wish that for the next 50 years i won't be bored
 
Erebus

Erebus

Well-Known Member
3.14 said:
granted but its made from your own skin

granted but its stuck in your wall with your mother trapped underneath

i wish that for the next 50 years i won't be bored
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Granted, You'll only be bored for the next 49 years... Then you'll die.

I wish I owned a Night club.
 
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