Can you remember Satan's first visits??

I can remember stuff from heaven, as I even remember being approached by this new
Satan here on earth, I was 15 years old then, were he wanted me to join his rebellion, it
brought me great sadness, because he was a Great Angel before he turned against GOD.
I remember being upset, he pretended to be a friend to me then, and I was deeply
distressed about going to GOD and explain what was. I told the enemy I had to think it
over, and then went to GOD with the matter.

Satan kept trying afterwards to get me to go along, and he once referred to me as a
long lost friend, I turned him down, and told him as a messenger of GOD; I can make a
petition for your forgiveness? He did not respond, I wondered why, as I was befuddled?
I thought, who would ever do this for you? Which is why he attacks me so much.

I once tripped Satan up in a vision, I knew something was coming to attack me, therefore
paralyzed between sleep and wakefulness; I partially rose from my bed preparing myself in battle.
I asked: “Satan, why are you here? To bother me, i'm so small, why would such Royalty
as yourself attack me?” He paused in anger, momentarily befuddled, because I attacked
his weakness EGO/PRIDE, his façade dropped and he was in his true form.
He replied to me; “You don’t even know who you are,” leaving quickly in Anger.

WE forget so much..

Sure I remember Santa's first visits.

We always had a parade in our town the day after Thanksgiving.

Booko said:

Sure I remember Santa's first visits.

We always had a parade in our town the day after Thanksgiving.

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ZOMG!! he was here TOO!! ...how could he be in multiple places at once?

Awesome... I wish I had been there. Satan has never talked to me. I tried to sell him my soul, but even he didn't want it.

whereismynotecard said:

Awesome... I wish I had been there. Satan has never talked to me. I tried to sell him my soul, but even he didn't want it.

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Maybe your asking price was too high?

Or he's gotten caught up in the mortgage crisis and couldn't get a loan?

Booko said:

Maybe your asking price was too high?

Or he's gotten caught up in the mortgage crisis and couldn't get a loan?

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Yeah... My soul probably just wasn't good enough for him... that jerk.

Wasn't he an evil elf?

EtuMalku said:

Wasn't he an evil elf?

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Wha? Another name for Satan is Drizzt?



Dude, I so did not know that!

Here he is... Well, that's just the Blues Devil... I'm not sure if he is the only devil... How does that work, I wonder......

Satan has morphed into a chicken:



Or maybe that's just his first cousin?

whereismynotecard said:

Awesome... I wish I had been there. Satan has never talked to me. I tried to sell him my soul, but even he didn't want it.

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you're one of a kind
Satan can't buy your Spirit. it's not because he is broke. owner of Spirit owns him too.

newcastle said:

I can remember stuff from heaven, as I even remember being approached by this new
Satan here on earth, I was 15 years old then, were he wanted me to join his rebellion, it
brought me great sadness, because he was a Great Angel before he turned against GOD.
I remember being upset, he pretended to be a friend to me then, and I was deeply
distressed about going to GOD and explain what was. I told the enemy I had to think it
over, and then went to GOD with the matter.

Satan kept trying afterwards to get me to go along, and he once referred to me as a
long lost friend, I turned him down, and told him as a messenger of GOD; I can make a
petition for your forgiveness? He did not respond, I wondered why, as I was befuddled?
I thought, who would ever do this for you? Which is why he attacks me so much.

I once tripped Satan up in a vision, I knew something was coming to attack me, therefore
paralyzed between sleep and wakefulness; I partially rose from my bed preparing myself in battle.
I asked: “Satan, why are you here? To bother me, i'm so small, why would such Royalty
as yourself attack me?” He paused in anger, momentarily befuddled, because I attacked
his weakness EGO/PRIDE, his façade dropped and he was in his true form.
He replied to me; “You don’t even know who you are,” leaving quickly in Anger.

WE forget so much..

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Wow, this is so accurate as to how Satan operates. I truly know that you have had an encounter with Satan before coming to earth and he has obviously still continued to bug you. Stay strong and "resist the devil and he will flee from you".

I've read a near death experience (NDE) account of an LDS (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint) member who described Satan's rebellion against God, which he was allowed to remember and give an account of. He said Satan basically kept bugging God to change his ways, finally God was evidently pushed too far by Lucifer and was promptly banished from heaven for eternity, there was GREAT SADNESS at the loss of our spirit brother (Lucifer) who then became a fallen angel, whom God now refers to as Satan.

He's still trying to persuade us to give up an eternity with God, by going against God's divine plan of happiness for our lives. Why would we want to give up eternal happiness for eternal misery ???

Satan will forever be in a state of misery and he wants us all to be as miserable as he is.

We gotta stop messing up by listening to lies fed to us by Satan and his angels. We need to rather give in to God's plan for our lives. God's plan for our lives is to live, prosper and be in good health and eventually return to live with him again, safe from Satan's aweful grasp.

Why would we want to knowingly give into Satan's plan for our lives, that being nothing but eternal misery ???

:jam::fork:

Booko said:

Wha? Another name for Satan is Drizzt?

Dude, I so did not know that!

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Not to get all nerdy, but Drow he might be evil Drizzt is not..... ^_^

And I have never met Satan at all.

ye met him but he hes not such a bad guy hes a brillant writer, the necromicron, the harry potter series he even made a couple a games like pokemon, digimon
so i asked him how he wanted to be called he said: Master of darkness, Archdevil, Ruler of hell,King of the dammed but i could call him mark

Fascinating story.

But remember one man's freedom fighter is another's terrorist....who says Satan is the wrong un?
The Bible?
Oh right....must be true then.

Personally I like Satan, standing up to a murderous and tyrannical God, I would take up that banner.

newcastle said:

I once tripped Satan up in a vision, I knew something was coming to attack me, therefore paralyzed between sleep and wakefulness; I partially rose from my bed preparing myself in battle. I asked: “Satan, why are you here? To bother me, i'm so small, why would such Royalty as yourself attack me?” He paused in anger, momentarily befuddled, because I attacked his weakness EGO/PRIDE, his façade dropped and he was in his true form. He replied to me; “You don’t even know who you are,” leaving quickly in Anger.

WE forget so much..

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I think there may be more to it than you imagine.

This "satan" figure may be simply your interpretation of another thing.

I wonder how much of your projection has created the scenario.

And lastly, if satan does visit you, then I'm not sure you truly know who you really are.

.lava said:

it is strange some people think Satan rules hell.

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its strange that some people think god exists, whats your point

You silly fools, satan stole the last 2 presidential (s)elections. He's out to control the world.