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How Come More Chipmunks Don't Participate in Religious Discussions?

Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
If you're like most people, you've probably noticed that very few chipmunks participate in the religious discussions we have on RF. But why is that? Don't chipmunks have opinions too? Are they just shy about stating their opinions, or is there a darker reason why so few participate on RF?
 
Francine

Francine

Well-Known Member
Sunstone said:
If you're like most people, you've probably noticed that very few chipmunks participate in the religious discussions we have on RF. But why is that? Don't chipmunks have opinions too? Are they just shy about stating their opinions, or is there a darker reason why so few participate on RF?
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Because we're just coming out of the Christmas season, and all the chipmunks have been roasted on an open fire.
 
Nanda

Nanda

Polyanna
They're too busy putting on fabulous stage shows to the dulcet tones of "Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah!"
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Alvin wasn't paying too much attention in Church, so he couldn't say anything. Simon is too busy studying. Theodore is the one that is shy.
 
BUDDY

BUDDY

User of Aspercreme
They are too busy working with the other woodland critters to bring about the reign of the anti-christ.

For people who watch South PArk, this makes perfect sense. For those of you who don't watch it, no, I have not lost my mind.
 
rojse

rojse

RF Addict
Sunstone said:
If you're like most people, you've probably noticed that very few chipmunks participate in the religious discussions we have on RF. But why is that? Don't chipmunks have opinions too? Are they just shy about stating their opinions, or is there a darker reason why so few participate on RF?
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No one has tried to send missionaries out to convert chipmunks.

It's species-based bigotry at it's worst.

It's a tragedy, I tell you.
 
Don Penguinoini

Don Penguinoini

Modi.
Hinduism specifically is trying to be nice to chipmunks, so they sorta got freaked out that brown people wanna be nice to them after all the events that happend in imaginationland.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Oops, I didn't realize I was supposed to let them through.....
Being a wolf, I saw them as dinner rather than potential contributors to RF.

They are too busy working with the other woodland critters to bring about the reign of the anti-christ.

For people who watch South PArk, this makes perfect sense. For those of you who don't watch it, no, I have not lost my mind.
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:biglaugh: That was definitely one of the best episode.
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
Guitar's Cry said:
I eat Gray Squirrel. They don't care for that too much.
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I really thought more of you GC.
You eat Gray Squirrel.

But what of Brown Squirrel?
and Black Squirrel?
and even White Squirrel?

What are you?
Some kind of a rodent bigot?

Wait until the ASCLU hears about this.:tsk:

Equal rights for all Squirrels.
Everyone has a right to be dinner.
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
It is hard to get close to those chipmunks. I tried to close to them and they just kept dropping acorns on my head. I don't try to push my religion on a chipmunk who just doesn't want to hear it.
 
S

Somkid

Well-Known Member
Chipmunks tend to keep a low profile so they are not persecuted and burned out of their trees.
 
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