Usually, after I had sex with a new partner, it was her that had the tears in her eyes - from laughing!!!!
Comments like "Was that it?" or "Does that come in adult sizes?" was enough to make me sob though! (But afterwards - in private)
I'm afraid I've always been a 'traditional male', mainly because the significant women in my life (mother and wife - both old skool - and five daughters) have decreed it thus.
There's a rigid heirarchy in my establishment - I run the farm, daughter #3 runs the riding school and stables...
It's not easy being a white, heterosexual male, I'll have you know. Half the world is demanding you feel guilty and apologise for it!
The funny thing is - the harder I've worked in my life - the more 'privileged' I've become.
Recipe for 'Norfolk Cook-out'
Fry chosen meat on a spade over a pre-prepared fire.
(But first, be sure to post a reliable lookout to keep watch for oncoming traffic)