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Sometimes I will touch a lightswitch and get a little shock. It's from all around my house so I don't think it is an electrical leakage, plus it is also dry in my house so it's likely static electricity. Anyways, I want to be on the safe side sometimes (I know you distinguish static vs current electricity is by the pain level, but I think a light current shock would feel very similar to a very high static shock and sometimes it's hard to tell)