Have you checked under your bed for classified documents?

[Altfish]

First Trump, then Biden, now Pence ....

I'm looking around at home, have you all checked?

 

[Debater Slayer]

I think I have a few Site Feedback threads and RF reports lying around somewhere. I don't want the FBI to find them or they'd think I was losing my mind.

Oh, wait... I've been on staff for over 10 years. Maybe I've already lost it.

 

[Viker]

I'm checking.














Ignore the shredder sounds in the background.

 

[John53]

First Trump, then Biden, now Pence ....

I'm looking around at home, have you all checked?

I have a copy of @Subduction Zone's grocery list.

 

[JustGeorge]

I sleep on a roll out mat, so no under the bed for me.

But I think there's a stack in the litter box in the far right corner of the basement.

 

[Kenny]

First Trump, then Biden, now Pence ....

I'm looking around at home, have you all checked?

I take what is under my bed VERY seriously. You KNOW I take very seriously what is under my bed! Please refer any other questions about what is under my bed to my lawyers.

 

[Kenny]

As they also say, "We came from dust and we return to dust! I just don't know if the person under my bed is coming or going." :

 

[Aštra’el]

 

[ChristineM]

Having 5 cats i check under the beds regularly, no secret documents there. But the filing cabinet??? It used to be so organized but over the years it's developed a personality of its own. There coul be anything in there by now.

 

[exchemist]

First Trump, then Biden, now Pence ....

I'm looking around at home, have you all checked?

No, I'm looking for Reds, after reading @Twilight Hue 's paranoid link.

 

[sun rise]

It seems in adulthood classified documents are the true monsters under the bed.

 

[Shaul]

In the Marine Corps I was responsible for the oversight of proper safeguarding and handling of classified materials, including Top Secret materials, for my entire facility. There were never any classified materials that went "missing" or were improperly handled under my watch. Apparently I am more competent than President Biden.

 

[metis]

In the Marine Corps I was responsible for the oversight of proper safeguarding and handling of classified materials, including Top Secret materials, for my entire facility. There were never any classified materials that went "missing" or were improperly handled under my watch. Apparently I am more competent than President Biden.

LOL! It's hilarious in a very pathetic way that you cite Biden but not Trump or Pence.

 

[Shaul]

LOL! It's hilarious in a very pathetic way that you cite Biden but not Trump or Pence.

What is pathetic is that you instantly jump to whataboutism. You totally ignored the truth that I wrote. I handle classified material better than the sitting President. That should be disturbing. The fact that doesn't bother you as much as keeping up your partisanship is what is truly frightening.

 

[Stevicus]

All I could find was this treasure map:

 

[John53]

All I could find was this treasure map:

Hey! I told you not to show anyone!

 

[Stevicus]

 

[fantome profane]

In the Marine Corps I was responsible for the oversight of proper safeguarding and handling of classified materials, including Top Secret materials, for my entire facility. There were never any classified materials that went "missing" or were improperly handled under my watch. Apparently I am more competent than President Biden.

Let’s just hope President Harris does better.

 

[Viker]

In the Marine Corps I was responsible for the oversight of proper safeguarding and handling of classified materials, including Top Secret materials, for my entire facility. There were never any classified materials that went "missing" or were improperly handled under my watch. Apparently I am more competent than President Biden.

Or Trump. Or Pence. Thanks for not using classified documents as trading cards or coffee table decor.

 

[Wildswanderer]

First Trump, then Biden, now Pence ....

I'm looking around at home, have you all checked?

Yeah I found some old love letters... and some useful items....didn't find anything classified.