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Poll: Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma?

Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma? Are BBQ hell fire/Ramen Hell/Rainbow Poop waiting for us?

  • God is everyone's father.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster is everyone's mother.

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Holy Unicorn is everyone's grandma.

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Holy Unicorn is everyone's ultimate spiritual grandma.

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever God says whatever everyone must obey.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever Flying Spaghetti says whatever everyone must obey.

    Votes: 3 60.0%
  • Everyone should obey whatever i believe whatever Holy Unicorn says whatever everyone must obey.

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Eternal Holy BBQ hell fire is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say God says u must obey

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Eternal Ramen Hell is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say Flying Spaghetti says u must obey

    Votes: 3 60.0%
  • Eternal Rainbow Poop is waiting for u if u don't obey whatever i say Holy Unicorn says u must obey

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5

Pudding

Well-Known Member
Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma?
Are BBQ hell fire/Ramen Hell/Rainbow Poop waiting for us?

(I'll not participate in this discussion, so please feel free to discuss/debate with other people here.)
 

Subduction Zone

Veteran Member
I see that we have a very strong Pastafarian consensus right now. I vote that it is time to close the polls. (It is not very Pastafarian, but I have picked up some strategy from the orange skinned one)
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Who is everyone's father/mother/grandma?
Are BBQ hell fire/Ramen Hell/Rainbow Poop waiting for us?

(I'll not participate in this discussion, so please feel free to discuss/debate with other people here.)

There's no option for "I don't know" or "none of the above"?
 

It Aint Necessarily So

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I have to go with the Puta-Nescine Creed:

Born of extra virgin olive oil, delivered by Little Caesarean (in 30 minutes or less), cast out of the Olive Garden, then snagged by a giant twirling fork wielded by the Antipasto, Our Savory was flung onto a wall where he stuck and dried for our salivation. Cheese's Crust, how grated thou art! May there be pizza on earth and gouda will toward men.​
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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I have to go with the Puta-Nescine Creed:

Born of extra virgin olive oil, delivered by Little Caesarean (in 30 minutes or less), cast out of the Olive Garden, then snagged by a giant twirling fork wielded by the Antipasto, Our Savory was flung onto a wall where he stuck and dried for our salivation. Cheese's Crust, how grated thou art! May there be pizza on earth and gouda will toward men.​
.

Very good advice on testing if pasta is truly cooked. If it sticks it is holy, if not then more time is needed on worship
 
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