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Which evil villain are you

Which evil villain are you?

  • Borg

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Emperor Palpatine

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Hannibel Lector

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Sauron

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Voldemort

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Xenomorph

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • I am the worst (accept no substitutes)

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Another RF member is the most evil

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Some other movie/book evil being

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • None of the above - explain

    Votes: 6 28.6%

  • Total voters
    21

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Avoid real life villains if you can. And tell us how you would overcome your fate in books, TV and movies to triumph after all. Because don't we all just hate it when justice triumphs and our carefully laid plans are foiled by our inferiors.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Not on the list:

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Some helpful hints can be found here Peter's Evil Overlord List

A few examples:

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I am Sauron.

My evil eye is all seeing. Because it is, I've seen that my orcs are too easily defeated with hundreds killed at a single blow by the enemy.

Thus I will lull my victims into a false sense of security while I improve the orc species with genetic engineering and selective breeding until a single orc can kill 100 heroes at a blow. And I will develop modern weaponry to oppose the swords of those who would oppose me. Only then will I attack.
 

Heyo

Veteran Member
Avoid real life villains if you can. And tell us how you would overcome your fate in books, TV and movies to triumph after all. Because don't we all just hate it when justice triumphs and our carefully laid plans are foiled by our inferiors.
My motto is "non serviam".
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic ☿
Premium Member
I would be the one handing out candy and espresso to unattended children in areas with a sign posted:

Warning: Unattended children will be fed candy and espresso!

Bwahahahahaha! :smilingimp:
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My some other....
Mojo jojo
(I'm sure @Wu Wei will approve.)
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That's there is only one approval on this forum so I approve you are like Mojo Jojo. One approval shall be the the one I give you for being Mojo Jojo in the forum, and one approval of you being like Mojo Jojo on this forum is what I give. Not to give one approve you being like Mojo Jojo is wrong, and being wrong about you being like Mojo Jojo is not in line with my one approval of you being like Mojo Jojo
 
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lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
They were re-booted.
Skip that.
(They took away Ms Keen's tits, & dumbed it down.)

Nah, not going to watch. There was a small set of shows I could watch with my kids when they were littlies that I actually enjoyed.

Shaun the Sheep was one.
Powerpuffs.
Couple of others.

With my current little one it's definitely Bluey. Very good show.
 

Gargovic Malkav

Well-Known Member
Maybe Leatherface.
I like recycling humans into garments and furniture.
I wouldn't pick a chainsaw as a weapon, though.
They're one of the clumsiest weapons one can pick.
Its noise will give the victim a big advantage.
Sure, they look cool and its noise may have a psychologically crushing impact on the one you're chasing, making you feel like a total bad ***.... Until you trip and accidentally saw off your own arm...
 
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