Useless Skills and Talents

[Debater Slayer]

- I can count up to 10 on my fingers and up to 20 if I use my toes... unless I'm wearing socks.

- I can quench my thirst by drinking saltwater, provided it's desalinated.

- I can look both ways before crossing the road. I'd probably get run over anyway if I moved to the UK or Australia, though, since I only expect traffic to come from the correct side of the road.

What about you? Tell us about your most useless skills and talents!

 

[Quagmire]

I can misspell just about any word in just about any language.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I can misspell just about any word in just about any language.

Rellay?

 

[Quagmire]

Rellay?

Apsulootlie.

 

[Quagmire]

I can tell what furniture is thinking.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I can walk on water for 0.1 seconds before drowning.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I can tell what furniture is thinking.

I think everyone knows it thinks of crushing pinky toes.

 

[Quagmire]

I can walk on water for 0.1 seconds before drowning.

I can walk on water all day if that day is in February and the water is in Lake Michigan.

 

[The Hammer]

I can count to pi.

 

[sun rise]

I know in a split second when our dog wants a cookie or part of my dinner.

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

I can walk on water for 0.1 seconds before drowning.

I can do it for longer.... provided the pool is shallow enough.

 

[sun rise]

I can stand on one foot until I fall over.

 

[Quagmire]

I can stand on one foot until I fall over.

That's quite a skill, Sun rise.

I usually fall over way before that.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

I can close my eyes and sneeze at the same time!

 

[Hockeycowboy]

I can close my eyes, make drooling sounds, and sleep all at the same time, too.
(Or so my wife tells me.)

 

[ChristineM]

I can fall upstairs but haven't yet fallen downstairs.

 

[Secret Chief]

I can tell that someone is about to fart before they know they're going to.

 

[Jedster]

I can close my eyes and sneeze at the same time!

A friend of mine crashed into the back of a car.
When in court, he claimed that he sneezed and was blind at the time due to the sneeze.
He got off.

 

[Erebus]

I can fly.

I can only do it downwards though.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Super Smash Bros. I can dominate with Peach. Ha tcha!