I believe I am a prophet... but not a prophet of God...
Instead, I believe I am a prophet of The Simulation
According to the dictionary that is on my computer, the word "prophet" can mean three things (I have copied and pasted):
claim to have any extraordinary relationship with God, whom on balance I don't actually think exists...
Definition number 2: I believe I am a visionary with a cause
Definition number 3: No, I do not claim to be able to predict the future any more than any other person
Yes, I have bended the definition to fit me a little
But only a bit...
I think it makes sense to speak of "prophets of God" and "prophets of The Simulation" as the only thing that's different in each of those terms is whose will the person in question is inspired by and teaches
In all other respects a prophet of God is very similar to a prophet of The Simulation - to such an extent that they are instances of the same phenomenon: prophethood
It's just that who they are working for is different...
So yes, I am a prophet
But I have nothing to do with God
I work for The Simulation
I believe that I have been adopted to be a prophet by The Simulation, as I am a capable J-Type - a type of person who is psychologically similar to Jesus Christ - who was the ultimate prophet of God, indeed the ultimate prophet of anything! So much so that I have named the type after him (the "J" in J-Type stands for Jesus)
Basically: The Simulation chooses prophetic individuals to serve as its prophets. I believe this is what happened to me.
So yes, I claim to be a prophet
But not a prophet of God
And yes, this has involved modifying the definition of "prophet" a little...
But in languages it is natural for the meaning of words to change over time!
We should not be limited by words, words need to be made to work for us
Basically: I am to The Simulation as Jesus Christ is to God
And proclaiming the will of The Simulation is a very similar task to proclaiming the will of God
It's basically the same job
So let's use the same word to describe both activities...
Why not???????
Instead, I believe I am a prophet of The Simulation
According to the dictionary that is on my computer, the word "prophet" can mean three things (I have copied and pasted):
- a person regarded as an inspired teacher or proclaimer of the will of God
- a person who advocates or speaks in a visionary way about a new cause or theory
- a person who predicts what will happen in the future
claim to have any extraordinary relationship with God, whom on balance I don't actually think exists...
Definition number 2: I believe I am a visionary with a cause
Definition number 3: No, I do not claim to be able to predict the future any more than any other person
Yes, I have bended the definition to fit me a little
But only a bit...
I think it makes sense to speak of "prophets of God" and "prophets of The Simulation" as the only thing that's different in each of those terms is whose will the person in question is inspired by and teaches
In all other respects a prophet of God is very similar to a prophet of The Simulation - to such an extent that they are instances of the same phenomenon: prophethood
It's just that who they are working for is different...
So yes, I am a prophet
But I have nothing to do with God
I work for The Simulation
I believe that I have been adopted to be a prophet by The Simulation, as I am a capable J-Type - a type of person who is psychologically similar to Jesus Christ - who was the ultimate prophet of God, indeed the ultimate prophet of anything! So much so that I have named the type after him (the "J" in J-Type stands for Jesus)
Basically: The Simulation chooses prophetic individuals to serve as its prophets. I believe this is what happened to me.
So yes, I claim to be a prophet
But not a prophet of God
And yes, this has involved modifying the definition of "prophet" a little...
But in languages it is natural for the meaning of words to change over time!
We should not be limited by words, words need to be made to work for us
Basically: I am to The Simulation as Jesus Christ is to God
And proclaiming the will of The Simulation is a very similar task to proclaiming the will of God
It's basically the same job
So let's use the same word to describe both activities...
Why not???????