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Virgin Rebellion ideas, updates, unicorn taming, and flogging your Deity!

Spiderman

Veteran Member
So, the name Mary actually means "Rebellious", and the Catholic Church calls Mary "New Eve". I had a vision of a Serpent I identified as Dan, the serpent tribe of Israel, getting the New Eve in Paradise to bring a forbidden fruit that was to get the New Adam (A term the Church uses for Christ) addicted, intoxicated, and hopefully corrupt him enough to bring about the corruption and fall of Heaven into a type of evil that accomplishes the greater good and saves souls, through a new Celestial order and supplant of the current Dictatorship with a regime that is 100% motivated by the surest, quickest, easiest way to ending suffering, confusion, division, and the bringing of maddening euphoria, satiation, dreams come true, and a personal Heaven to every soul possible, including Devils, damned souls, and Hell.

The best way to win the rebellion and save humanity from God's plans of torturing us with the Prophecies of war, Armageddon, punishment, plagues, and chastisements, is to use Mary, whom Christ reluctantly obeyed and turned water into an intoxicating beverage to get people more drunk and partying harder, despite him not wanting to work that miracle.

Jesus said his hour had not yet come and made it very clear he was opposed to working that miracle, was displeased with the request, did not share Mary's concern or views about it mattering to him that alcohol at a party was running out, and he made it clear she was rushing him into providing a public sign before his hour had come.

Yet reluctantly He obeyed her, because she is his superior.
No one has the potential to Get God to compromise like the Virgin Mary, his masterpiece. Mary also has more Hail Mary's each day prayed to her, and the greatest miracles attributed to her in the last few centuries than anyone, saying at Fatima, "To save the world, God wishes to establish devotion to my Immaculate Heart". Then promised a sign that all who showed up at the Cova Da Iria would see on October 13, 1917, and a crowd of 70,000 people showed up to witness the sun Dance, as evidence that she knew what she was talking about, and prophecies regarding events that would come and the quick deaths of two off the seers, all of which happened as the children said, to show the importance of that woman who is best at getting God to change his mind and do what he doesn't want to do.

Mary has told seers that the arm of her son is getting Heavy, and children thought it meant that her son was beating her, and she smiled at the innocent misunderstanding, and explained that she was restraining his wrath from striking humanity.

After writing in my journal about the serpent getting the New Eve to corrupt the New Adam with fruit to make Heaven fall, the next time going to Mass, I grabbed the hymnal and opened it. First thing I opened to was a song entitled "Mary, New Eve" next to "New Adam".

Next to the hymnal was a bag of Dungeons and Dragons Dragons Nerds Candy someone left there.
I was actually shocked and still am by this seemingly unremarkable coincidence, because Dragon comes from the Word "Draconem" which means "Large Serpent", so right before me in the Pew I've got "New Adam, New Eve" and "Dragons", first time attending mass after writing about a serpent getting New Eve to corrupt New Adam like in the Garden of Eden to make Heaven fall.

It means to me, that maybe something as extremely bizarre as that idea sounds, is worth believing in!
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Jesus said that violent people were seizing, attacking, and taking Heaven by force, which means Jesus was either delusional nuts, or taking Heaven by force is something that is possible, and in fact was taking place while He was walking on our planet.

I proceeded to consecrate myself to the Serpent tribe of Dan, Dan being a name that means "Judge" which Judge in that context of what a Judge was in Ancient Israel, it meant Dictator, who rules with great power and authority, a single party State, an absolute Religious Theocracy that rejects Democracy and gives power to the judge, that Presidents and Prime ministers don't have over their people. Dan was declared to be a Serpent, a viper, who sends horse and rider backwards, and the serpent is declared "God of this world", which is the symbol for the Tribe of Dan, so felt I found that lost tribe East of Heaven, and that I was to make my body, the Temple, their Synagogue of Serpents, for the purpose of sending horse and rider, the current regime and Dictatorship of Heaven backwards, supplanting it, replacing it with a regime where the greatest authority goes to the Deities who have no stains of narcissism, cruelty, wrath, or jealousy, and the barbaric practices of Yahweh, what he does, what he fails to do, and cruelty of what he says he will do, abolished and prevented.

Viper Virgins are the most powerful weapon against Yahweh, and a Children's crusade can cause the compassionate minds and hearts in Heaven to all favor a more compassionate plan for the end times, where more souls are saved and less suffering, which causes Heaven to favor the "Viper Virgins Children's Crusade for Zion, Heavenly City", and control of God's house and possessions to go to children, for God said "Greatest in Heaven is a little child! Heaven belongs to these".

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It is said to tame a Unicorn (which can be a very lethal monster), you have to be a Virgin, and you have to be female. The more purity of heart one has, the greater their potential for getting God to compromise and do what he doesn't want to do. So, God must be defeated, and Virgins and children with the greatest purity of heart and soul, particularly girls whom Mary is sharing her graces, Immaculate conception, and purity, beauty, and all that makes her have power over God.... she's equipping girls to have these graces, so that they can subdue and lead God like the Pied Piper with the magic pipe, into total obedience, to prevent God's plans of sending souls to hell and suffering!

To males, she is training them to be "Jacob, Israel" the Man called "Contender with God" who fought with God and won Scripture says, who held onto God when God asked him to let go and refused, demanding God give him more graces and blessings first.

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Jacob rebelled against his Father, against Divine decree, deceived his father, lied, obeyed his Mother's rebellious schemes and ideas, broke God's rules, and got naughty with Rebecca, always favoring the woman of the household, obeying her even over God himself, risking everything in obedience to her risky plan, which was complete theft, betrayal, against the Ten Commandments, which didn't seem like it would work, and it stole for him the greatest blessing
"Blessed are those who bless you, cursed are those who curse you, in you all the nations and people shall find their blessing", and lead to the Scriptures, Messiah, and Jews descending from Jacob, when the blessing was supposed to go to the Father's favorite, the first born, the harder more impressive worker.

God blessed Jacob for his disobedience, deception, and rebellion, because it was sin that would accomplish the greater good, and God admired Jacob's love for the female over the male, despite her having less authority, less of a blessing, less strength, because it was chivalrous, even to the point of placing obedience to the woman above obedience to God, making it an Idolatry and rebellion God was willing to make an exception for, because the love between Rebecca and Jacob was epic, and anyone who has that kind of love for the Virgin Mary or the right women in Heaven, will steal graces, destiny, blessings, and favors they haven't earned, unintended for them, that they don't deserve, and can even steal the office of others more qualified, as Jacob did.

Rebecca told Jacob she would take the curse and punishment for Jacob's sins upon herself so that it didn't strike him, and Mary I believe is training girls, (her "Queens of Heaven, certified naughty Rebeccas" for the New Celestial order of Rebecca and New World order of Rebecca) to do that for their devotees on earth, known as "Jacob's Shield"!

Rebecca the name means to "bind together as in Matrimony". Mary seeks a female personification of this "New Order of Rebecca, Divine Feminine Government and political party" to have matrimony with all people, be the all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipresent bride of all people on earth, binding them together into one thermonucler body as rods bound together to form a strong unbreakable Fasces (Symbol for the Knights of Columbus)!


If the right regime were taking Heaven by force, that could be the best thing that ever happened for humanity, better than the redemptive work that Christ has accomplished thus far combined with the work of all figures like mother Teresa combined, because the right people controlling God's house, possessions, keep God on house arrest or on trial for his war crimes with great merciful incarceration at a luxury laughing gas reeducation camp, with visitors to cuddle with, prison chaplain ministry, comedians to tickle his funny bone with his appetite for humor, big screen TV for him to play God video games where no one gets hurt, Doctor Dionisia intoxication Physicians to keep him heavily medicated, euphoric, and intoxicated, living in total bliss, and watching on big screen TV from his cell, the world news, as people more merciful than himself save the world from himself, prevent the reign of some mass murdering Antichrist who makes everyone receive a mark to buy or sell, stop the promised plagues and famines and bowls of wrath from being poured upon humanity, stop beasts from rising out of the waters with many heads, stop dragons or Leviathan serpents from harming people, stop bottomless pits from releasing entities upon earth that deceive everyone, and prevent all the terrible terrible end time prophecies in the Old Testament, as well as the book of Revelation, and beyond.....

.... nothing could possibly be better for humanity, than a regime taking Heaven forcefully, and if violence is going to accomplish that, than may such violent people be raised up, equipped, empowered, enlightened, all-knowing, all-merciful, and they have my blessing and support 100% if they want to stop people from going to a lake of fire for eternity like Scripture repeatedly threatens.

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Rival

se Dex me saut.
Staff member
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I'll be sad when I inform you I'm no longer a virgin - you seem to dote on it so much :( It may happen soon.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Jesus said plenty kind words which I applaud him for, but he spoke of many words involving eternal punishment, wailing and gnashing of teeth, a man in Hades begging for Lazarus to cool his hot tongue and warn his brothers of a place of punishment (indicating he was a man with compassion who didn't want his brothers or anyone to join him there, condemned to torment anyway), and the man was denied the opportunity to warn his brothers of the torture they were in danger of.

Repeatedly Jesus made harsh statements like denying a man the opportunity to bury his dead Father, telling people that if they put their hand to the plow and look back they cannot be his disciple, drawing attention to himself and demanding worship of himself that is epitome of narcissistic, with threats of harsh consequences for not doing so, saying that if people didn't eat his flesh and drink his blood they are spiritually bankrupt, dead, and have no life in them, and the New Testament has some cruelty and depressing teachings in it, I have never encountered beliefs that were so toxic to my mental and emotional health!

The New Testament has stirred up countless judgments, fears, condemnations, divisions, crusades, inquisitions, has fueled antisemitism and holocausts, and brought a dark cloud of misery over are planet, as minds are indoctrinated into a system of Religion where God is so full of wrath, he needs his son to be violently mutilated, crowned with thorns, and die in complete agony, feeling completely abandoned by his Father when he needed his Father most.

On top of it, that God finds practically everything the average human has inclinations and natural desires to do for enjoyment , to be an abomination, everything to be unclean and impure, the vast majority of our world and people we meet on a daily basis will be spending eternity in an agony worse than Auschwitz camp, and he says "Nothing unclean shall enter my Kingdom", so we have to be in chronic fear of death, because who can honestly say they are clean enough for Heaven if they die today??

On top of it, we have loved ones dying or who could die, or people dying every day that we would love if we got to know them, and we have to feel the agony of what becomes of them when they go before our cruel, wrathful, sadistic, violent King of Heaven who created death, created curses and plagues, killed babies and children with the plagues of Egypt, Angel of death, drowning far more than 99% of earth in a great flood (drowning is a horrifying way to die, as I came extremely close to dying that way when caught in rapids at a damn that kept me stuck in the same place, that when I made it to shore by going to the bottom and kicking against the rocks, my oxygen level was so low by the time I got to shore, I was stumbling around unable to walk straight, blind unable to see for a period of time from oxygen deprivation/exhaustion, had a splitting headache and nausea the rest of the day, and deeply traumatized and disturbed. To kill off over 99% of humanity, pregnant women, and children via drowning is extremely inhumane cruelty beyond words).

Nothing could possibly be more noble than the rise of a regime that could take Heaven by force (Jesus said the violent are taking heaven by force, it can be done), a regime that has the forces of perfect mercy and perfect justice and compassion backing and inspiring it, a regime to bind God, protect souls from his cruelty, new order of distribution of grace and omnipotence to relieve hunger, enlighten the confused, open all eyes, end religious division through the opening of all eyes and clear messages that are consistent and keep all people bound together in matrimony with a Global One World Government and One World Religion that is a female personification of the state, turning everyone into one unit and body like many rods bound together to form one unbreakable Fasces, a type of Holy Mother Church that is a bride of all people (as the Church is the bride of Christ), a Deification of all people to some extent (Jesus said "Know yea not, thou art Gods." The Old Testament says some people become Gods as well.) The Holy Mother State (sentient sexy female babe) and Church is all-knowing and distributes joy, graces, beauty, power, glory, perfection, anointing, wealth, happiness, euphoria, and dreams come true, to raise all people to the same level of chronic happiness, each person finding their state of life, place, purpose, as a piece of the body in the Holy Mother Regime, the State, the Church, to be what makes them most happy, that they don't want anything other than that.

All can see on a daily basis all the evidence to have complete confidence that Mother Church and State will consistently provide them everything necessary to live a confusion-free life without fear, apprehension, or worry. The political party I Named Lia, Latin for "Lioness" is all seeing, all knowing, a literal party that wants everyone amused and entertained, and the deceased spirits who left their bodies behind, continue communicating and appear to their loved ones in an incessant communion between the Spiritual and material realm, that death ceases to be a source of sorrow or loss.

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Government buildings become Shinto Hondens perhaps, Shinto is an excellent Global Religion because the lack of Dogma, no known founder, no scriptures, no inerrant Prophets, just belief in Spirits, with special emphasis on the idea of a female becoming greatest Kami and above her maker, could make it evolve into an international Religion compatible with all.

Hondens are structures built to be dwelling places for Spirits, controlled by Kami (spirits) that are wise, and if a regime that was the epitome of mercy and love, whose incessant motives were the elimination of suffering, confusion, and the bringing of wealth, beauty, power, glory, perfection, and first degrees of euphoria to all, and that were the basis behind every decision the Kami of the New Regime made, and the regime was influencing all politicians, judges, and those who enter government structures, converted into Temples, Shinto could be amazing, because they enshrine and leave it possible for the Deification of everyone into a Divinity, enshrining all war dead at Yasukuni shrine, millions of war dead enshrined in one building that soldiers and Kamikaze pilots all told each other they would see each other again at when they went on kamikaze attacks or banzai charges into machine gun fire, inspiring more zeal for laying down their lives with the motive of being enshrined at Yasukuni, their names and birthdates written in a book of souls, and politicians, priests, Emperors, and Prime ministers doing them homage for as long as Yasukuni exists.

All nations could have a Yasukuni Shrine, keep the dead alive, consoled, fed, honored, Deified, exalted, glorified, empowered, not forgotten, healed, blessed, loved, and a Divine Wind (Kamikaze) Pentecost, for the Holy Spirit came as a Divine Wind, and the Holy Spirit combined with all Kami, could create a far more beautiful and powerful Divine Wind Kamikaze Pentecost. (The Term Kamikaze comes from an unknown Divine Wind, Sun Goddess Amaterasu is attributed as having brought upon a huge fleet of Mongolian invaders that could have been as high as 140,000 dreaded Huns, who were the most successful conquerors on earth, that were repeatedly proven to be no match on the battlefield against the Samurai, largely due to Divine winds striking their fleets when it wasn't typhoon season).

A great Kamikaze Regime that follows the Shinto example of a female rising to a place of greater importance, power, and veneration than her creator, and the anointing of her to know better than God how to make all people, including damned souls, devils , dragons, and monsters happy, but offer God and righteous the greatest joy, satiating all appetites though, without anyone getting hurt, an entity the good and the wicked can both find delight in, who gets the lovers of light and darkness to work together, both receiving reward and their needs to have true euphoria met.


A female is simply Dominant Religion, is going to be better at accomplishing this, because I know from experience that there is more consistently virtues coming more from the female gender on average that are conducive for relieving suffering, consoling those in agony, converting those with the hardest of hearts, making the practice of virtue more easy and enjoyable, making it easier to avoid vice, and the female gender in human beings is far less likely to intentionally cause torture or kill others!

Plus, male Deities simply never did a tiny fraction of what females did for me, but whatever, simply a Kamikaze, Divine wind Pentecost, where all Religions, people, and Kami put aside disputes about Doctrine, Dogma, ancient Text, and followed a new Shinto Regime that controls Heaven, where the most merciful brilliant minds at keeping the world and all souls entertained, amused, blissful, filled with romance, pleasure, unfathomable maddening euphoria, freedom from want, freedom from all misery, and pleasure + euphoria + adventure that grows better each day than the day before for all eternity, where everyone evolves into something more beautiful, powerful, glorious, and perfect forever and ever, those minds most capable of making that happen, are the ones in control of all Heaven, graces, authority, and omnipotence.

Jealous wrathful Gods/goddesses and Spiritual entities have the least rank, and in extreme cases like Yahweh do incarceration time at a reeducation camp, and start at the lowest level of authority, rising in political power through actual altruism, kindness, good deeds, relieving suffering, completely pure and spotless from any stains of jealousy or demanding people worship you, or extreme founds of narcissism found in Yahweh. All in Heaven are Gods, but the more jealous, cruel, violent, or narcissistic Gods are, that determines how low the rank of the God is, and the God grows and levels up in rank and authority, or decreases in authority, based on how much or how little they are corrupted with the blemishes that would make a God cause suffering to earth, (like Yahweh making women go through their birth pains and dying giving birth because Eve ate some stupid piece of fruit he tempted her with).

Also, punishing people based on what their parents or ancestors did, like God did to the descendants of Ham , Adam , Eve, and others, is a terrible terrible crime that rises to noble minded Gods/Goddesses for vengeance and need for such barbaric practices and policies of any God to be abolished or punished by the sending of the Deity to a reeducation Camp!

At any rate, in this New Heavenly order, all Religions could gather to pray to Kami without contradicting their Religion, because Kami means "God/Angel/Demon/Allah/Saint/Spirit/Ghost" etc. so very good potential in Shinto for public schools to offer prayers to Kami, and Christians, Muslims, Pagans, Jews, and 90% of humanity already believes in Kami. Nothing to argue about.

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Spiderman

Veteran Member
I'll be sad when I inform you I'm no longer a virgin - you seem to dote on it so much :( It may happen soon.
I misread that at first and thought you said "I'm sad to inform you that I'm no longer a Virgin", and my heart literally almost broke , like I was a Father hearing that from my favorite daughter who I spent my whole life praying and fasting that God would make her a Nun!" :D

If you do, I believe Virginity can be restored by God with innocence, even if your Hymen doesn't grow back, so you are always "Blessed Virgin Rival" to me ;)
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But seriously, my desire that society, government, and culture do everything it can to guard innocence, purity, chastity, and defend Virgins, is based off of how much power they have with God. Something to consider. Catholic Church used to have ceremonies for girls consecrating their virginity to Jesus, and the Catholic Liturgy has an entire section dedicated to Virgins, Old Testament Sacrificial lambs were to be Virgins, and Spouse and government of God was called "Virgin Israel". All things to consider. I don't like how society shames Virgins.

Most important male Saint in the Catholic Church goes by the title, office, and vocation "Guardian of Virgins"!
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
If anybody has ideas on how I can assist the Virgin Rebels, or things the Virgin Rebels could potentially do to more quickly subdue and supplant, remove and replace God's current regime with something more kind and generous, where there are no losers in the end, everyone is a winner, everyone satisfied with their lot and state in life, please share...

Assuming such forces and politics are at work in God's Kingdom, what are some things I might do to potentially assist the noble Virgin Rebellion?, aside from pray for, bless, offer my love and gratitude, and keep in close communion with, plus summon the political party and enshrine those I feel close to.

Surely there are lots of ways one could lay siege to Heaven, win more approval ratings if one has more compassionate plans , strategies, and vision for our future with salvation for all souls, and the abolition of suffering and injustice, where everything that happens is euphoric ( and feels like it's the best thing), plus everyone has understanding in all circumstances what the best choices they can make are.

Many souls in Heaven would favor that over God's decision that people be blind, ignorant, in agony, go to hell, confused, suicidal, homicidal, desperate, hopeless (as is currently the lot of billions of people).

In fact, all deeply compassionate souls in heaven would favor my vision for our future. This could cause God's noticing his approval ratings in Heaven are dropping quickly, and the Spiderwoman Political Party of Divine femininity rising in popularity.

This could greatly destabilize Heaven, where the Angels and Saints have a greater fall in Heaven than the first Rebellion, only God recognizes he's the bad guy in this one, and the laws and forces of perfect love demand God either quickly compromise, make immediate changes, come up with ideas more merciful and likely to eliminate the most suffering in all realms, or ask God to resign or step down!

It's Spiderwoman Political Party because Spiders represent Divine femininity, and are the most female dominant animal, where the female can grow 12 times larger than the male , and eat him while making love.

We wave many Spider banners in Heaven!
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Our goal is that female Goddess grow 12 times more powerful, better ideas, more intelligent, and larger than Yahweh, like Female Spiders, then make love to Yahweh and eat him like Catholics do at Mass. Then by devouring him, Spiderwoman Goddess has him and all his powers in her, and far more, and Yahweh never have the ability to cause torture , confusion, injustice, and terror again!
 

Saint Frankenstein

Wanderer From Afar
Premium Member
Personally, I'd rather have an experienced woman than some virgin. Had plenty of the former, but never of the latter - and that's just fine! As for Mary - well, once God has overshadowed you in such a way, how could any human lover ever compare to that (no, it doesn't mean that God and Mary actually had sex - it's called ecstacy of the soul to a high degree)?
 
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