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Clara Tea

Well-Known Member
You would have to ask God to use the bicycle pump to pump the earth up again....

Same reason I'm glad the Lakers traded Alphonso Ball (might step on a staple at Staples Center and go flat).

The late Jerry Buss, owner of the Lakers, was really nice (offered me jelly beans). I told him that it took a lot of talent to play basketball on a lake. I told him that I thought they made the lake by dribbling.
 

Yerda

Veteran Member
Wikipedia's mistake is that it considers healthy people to be
fools and psychos. No, they are quite normal. It's just that the
world before the Biblical Great Flood was very different from
2022 AD. Earth was flat only for a short time in the past.
The Bible describes it at the very beginning of the Old
Testament. People through "genetic memory" remember the time when
"there was no rain, but steam watered the Earth", as Bible reminds
humankind. There was no reincarnation, but there has to be
"the memory of ancestors."
Hiya, fella.

Flat Earthers aren't claiming the world was once very briefly flat. They are saying that the world is flat now. This is an important point to note.

Also, the Earth briefly being flat implies pretty different laws of physics than the ones we know so we'd have to account for the universe temporarily conforming to rules that allow for the stable existence of discs with Earth mass that aren't deformed by their own gravitation/tidal forces. Lumps of matter beyond a certain mass pull themselves into spheres.

All of this makes the matter much more unlikely without the use of God's magic and if you are going to invoke God's magic why not make any unevidenced claim like, the Earth was a chocolate button for ten minutes in April 1992?
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Cosmic Fix-a-Flat!:eek:
Must have been what caused the Minoan Eruption.:p

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questfortruth

Well-Known Member
Also, the Earth briefly being flat implies pretty different laws of physics than the ones we know so we'd have to account for the universe temporarily conforming to rules that allow for the stable existence of discs with Earth mass that aren't deformed by their own gravitation/tidal forces.

No problem with Physics or Cosmology in Flat Earth regime. It was God's thing, like greenhouse.

Perfect idiot

How nice. If my proofs of Riemann and abc conjectures get published, then any my
subsequent texts will be positively peer-reviewed and published. No text
will be unpublished. Why? Because the Science and Math are based on authority.
 

Petrus

Member
I have completed secondary school with Gold Medal, University
with Cum Laude, I was lector and researcher at Tartu University, I
am author in Physical Review E. My last scientific results are
proofs of Riemann and abc conjectures. My principle of
paper-writing is "Whoever speaks must do so as one speaking
the very words of God" 1 Peter 4:11.
If my proofs of Riemann and abc conjectures get published, then any my
subsequent texts will be positively peer-reviewed and published. No text
will be unpublished. Why? Because the Science and Math are based on authority.


To quote Wikipedia at 2022 AD: "Modern flat Earth beliefs are
promoted by organizations and individuals which make claims
that the Earth is flat while denying the Earth's sphericity,
contrary to over two millennia of scientific consensus. Flat
Earth beliefs are pseudoscience; the theories and assertions
are not based on scientific knowledge. Flat Earth advocates are
classified by experts in philosophy and physics as science
deniers."

Wikipedia's mistake is that it considers healthy people to be
fools and psychos. No, they are quite normal. It's just that the
world before the Biblical Great Flood was very different from
2022 AD. Earth was flat only for a short time in the past.
The Bible describes it at the very beginning of the Old
Testament. No problem with Physics or Cosmology in Flat Earth regime.
It was God's thing, like greenhouse. People through "genetic memory"
remember the time when "there was no rain, but steam watered the Earth",
as Bible reminds humankind. There was no reincarnation, but there has to be
"the memory of ancestors."


Flat earthers are not stupid. Yes, and take at least the atheists.
"God is Spirit" (Bible). Two spirits are at war in the world: the
Holy Spirit and the evil spirit (satan). Evil is the absence of
good, so it does not exist but is present. Evil is nothing
(nothingness) that is outside our holy reality. Therefore, some
people feel that "there is no god", but other people feel that God
exists. These are two different ones: god and God. An atheist,
speaking of god, is not talking about Jesus, but about an idol.

CONCLUSION:

Flat earthers and Globe earthers are not stupid. But both kind
of people do not see the whole situation.
They do not see "The Whole of the Moon", as tells this song:


Published in
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/357805968_Was_Earth_Flat


Please, don't complain. Because I became funnier. I am Fun.



Omnipotence of God.
Before the Great Flood the God has not hesitated
to show His power and ability. That is why Flat Earth is like your
greenhouse. It is like your aquarium.

And all this qualifies you how exactly to claim that the Earth is flat? My BS meter is at 8.5 and rising.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
No problem with Physics or Cosmology in Flat Earth regime. It was God's thing, like greenhouse.
Set up a scale of this using a light bulb, a flat disc, and something to rotate the disc with. The lighting and shadows of what you see on the simulated Sun and Earth will not match the patterns we observe happening every day.
 

Daniel Nicholson

Blasphemous Pryme
Now Earth is globe, not flat. It was flat long time ago.

I have completed secondary school with Gold Medal, University
with Cum Laude, I was lector and researcher at Tartu University, I
am author in Physical Review E. My last scientific results are
proofs of Riemann and abc conjectures. My principle of
paper-writing is "Whoever speaks must do so as one speaking
the very words of God" 1 Peter 4:11.
If my proofs of Riemann and abc conjectures get published, then any my
subsequent texts will be positively peer-reviewed and published. No text
will be unpublished. Why? Because the Science and Math are based on authority.


To quote Wikipedia at 2022 AD: "Modern flat Earth beliefs are
promoted by organizations and individuals which make claims
that the Earth is flat while denying the Earth's sphericity,
contrary to over two millennia of scientific consensus. Flat
Earth beliefs are pseudoscience; the theories and assertions
are not based on scientific knowledge. Flat Earth advocates are
classified by experts in philosophy and physics as science
deniers."

Wikipedia's mistake is that it considers healthy people to be
fools and psychos. No, they are quite normal. It's just that the
world before the Biblical Great Flood was very different from
2022 AD. Earth was flat only for a short time in the past.
The Bible describes it at the very beginning of the Old
Testament. No problem with Physics or Cosmology in Flat Earth regime.
It was God's thing, like greenhouse. People through "genetic memory"
remember the time when "there was no rain, but steam watered the Earth",
as Bible reminds humankind. There was no reincarnation, but there has to be
"the memory of ancestors."


Flat earthers are not stupid. Yes, and take at least the atheists.
"God is Spirit" (Bible). Two spirits are at war in the world: the
Holy Spirit and the evil spirit (satan). Evil is the absence of
good, so it does not exist but is present. Evil is nothing
(nothingness) that is outside our holy reality. Therefore, some
people feel that "there is no god", but other people feel that God
exists. These are two different ones: god and God. An atheist,
speaking of god, is not talking about Jesus, but about an idol.

CONCLUSION:

Flat earthers and Globe earthers are not stupid. But both kind
of people do not see the whole situation.
They do not see "The Whole of the Moon", as tells this song:


Published in
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/357805968_Was_Earth_Flat


Please, don't complain. Because I became funnier. I am Fun.



Omnipotence of God.
Before the Great Flood the God has not hesitated
to show His power and ability. That is why Flat Earth is like your
greenhouse. It is like your aquarium.


ahhh I get it now! you are trolling this whole time. Well played sir.
 

questfortruth

Well-Known Member
ahhh I get it now! you are trolling this whole time. Well played sir.
I can explain the Theory of Evolution "man came from animals, but
he remained animal" as result of the authority of Charles Darwin
and satan. In Eastern Orthodox Church we write satan, with small s,
because we are not respecting enemy of Jesus. Jesus is person, and
satan has nothing in common with Jesus. Therefore, satan must be
written with small s.
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
It is inevitable to have the head of science and math. I could take this function, with help of Jesus. Researches will be happy and free under us.
I am not trying to mock you, but out of concern for you.
How could you be head of any scientific institution when nobody take you seriously enough to put anything you write in to scientific magazin or websites :confused:

Isn't that a clue that you are not in the top ten of scientists in the world?
 

questfortruth

Well-Known Member
Isn't that a clue that you are not in the top ten of scientists in the world?
People hate me everywhere, this is because I am not in the
top ten of scientists in the world. I wait for the opinion of Jesus. His opinion is both objective and subjective. There are many drunk idiots in most high circles.
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
People hate me everywhere, this is because I am not in the
top ten of scientists in the world. I wait for the opinion of Jesus. His opinion is both objective and subjective. There are many drunk idiots in most high circles.
Why do you Mix Jesus in to your scientific study?
 

questfortruth

Well-Known Member
Why do you Mix Jesus in to your scientific study?
Why am I having Jesus in my scientific quest? He is inside me. Why I am mixing my right hand into my scientific activity? Because it helps me to write papers. Why I am mixing my toilet room into research activities? Because my brain must function.
 
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