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Meow, meow, don't have a cow, @Meow Mix
True story...
I woke this morning to a cat meow from outside the bedroom door. It didn't sound like the meow of our own cat. More croaky like a cat used to dingy, smoky all night bars. Dammit one of the strays must have evaded detection at chucking out time last night.
They call me the cat lady, besides our own sweetheart there are 5 other cats, one a neighbours and 3 "chats errant" (strays) who regularly treat our house as their
home. Warm comfortable with 2 servings of @Meow Mix daily (actually @Meow Mix is not sold here but you know what i mean).
Time to get up and head to the spare room for my early morning yoga session. Naked as i sleep i opened the bedroom door, stepped out into a wet pool of warm cat urine.
Thanks @Meow Mix ...
That'll teach me to ensure all strays have vacated the premises.
As way of apology to @Meow Mix for starting this ridiculous thread, I'd like to dedicate a small song I...err...wrote...kinda.
Ahem.
[Intro]
Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive
And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
I'm floating around in ecstasy, so (Don't stop me meow)
(Don't stop me) 'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time
[Verse 1]
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man outta you
[Chorus]
(Don't stop me meow)
I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
(Don't stop me meow)
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
(Don't stop me meow) 'Cause I'm having a good time
(Don't stop me meow) Yes, I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all, yeah
[Verse 2]
I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
I am a satellite, I'm out of control
I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode!
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
[Bridge]
(Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me) Hey, hey, hey
(Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh) I like it
(Don't stop me, don't stop me) Have a good time, good time
(Don't stop me, don't stop me) Woah
Let loose, honey, all right
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit, hey
Travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man outta you (Yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
(Don't stop me meow)
I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
(Don't stop me meow)
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call (Ooh, alright)
(Don't stop me meow) 'Cause I'm having a good time (Yeah, yeah)
(Don't stop me meow) Yes, I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all
[Outro]
Ah, da da da da
Da da ah ah
Ah da da, ah ah ah
Ah, da da
Ah, da da ah ah
Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh
True story...
Time to get up and head to the spare room for my early morning yoga session. Naked as i sleep i opened the bedroom door, stepped out into a wet pool of warm cat urine.
That'll teach me to ensure all strays have vacated the premises.
Hi Chris.
Be grateful it wasn't cold.
Meow!!