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Laughter is great. Come get some or leave some.

We Never Know

No Slack
I been posting to another thread but thought I would start a new one.
Laughter is awesome. It can even help change the worst of moods. Come get a laugh or leave a laugh for someone else.

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Bob was old & feel'n poorly, so he went to the doctor.
Bob: "Well, doc...give it to me straight."
Dr: "Bob I've got 2 pieces of bad news."
Bob: "Give me the least scary first."
Dr: "You have Alzheimer's Syndrome."
Bob: "What's the prognosis?"
Dr: "Your memory will fail, & your health will decline."
Bob: "What's the other?"
Dr: "You have cancer."
Bob: "Well, at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A gal visits a tatoo parlor, & asks for 2 tats...one of Elvis on
the left inner thigh, & one of Sting on the right inner thigh.
After 3 agonizing hours, she's ready to check out the work.
but she can't see them easily , even with a mirror. A 2nd
opinion is needed. Can't use the artist cuz of bias.

So goes to a bar next door, & shows them to a guy sitting in
a corner table...for privacy, you know. Turns out he's drunk,
but he should still be able to recognize 2 famous artists.
She opens up, & asks...
"Do you recognize anyone?"
"That's Elvis....that's Sting...& that's Willie Nelson in between."
 
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