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I'm hungry...and dirty

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.

I'm hungry and need to prepare food.

I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

Help.
 

Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
Every one of your thread titles lately haha ^.^

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PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
You could consider ordering somewhere like Pizza Hut, but then again, it may not be the right nutrition, and you'd still have to get up to answer the door.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.

I'm hungry and need to prepare food.

I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

Help.
Do what I do when I need to get motivated: think about something that really ticks you off. I can usually find something in RF without having to look too hard.

Trust me it's better than caffeine.

There's kind of a crash afterwards though.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.

I'm hungry and need to prepare food.

I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

Help.
Go shower and make your food before you become a slobbish male who kind of stinks, eats take out too much, and tells guests to not mind the mess.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.
I'm hungry and need to prepare food.
I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.
I don't feel like getting out of this chair.
Help.

Step one : Ignore hunger
Step two: Ignore sweat
Step three: Stay in chair
Step four: Log-on to RF and start a thread
Step five: Profit

Looks like you're smashing it, bro.
 

SalixIncendium

अग्निविलोवनन्दः
Staff member
Premium Member
Do what I do when I need to get motivated: think about something that really ticks you off. I can usually find something in RF without having to look too hard.

Trust me it's better than caffeine.

There's kind of a crash afterwards though.

I do my best not to let things tick me off. I've kinda grown immune to that.
 
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