Fun fact on mullets I used to have one in the 90's. Never again.
Oooh..me too. 1992-93 it was exceptionally...well...mullety. My mum spent two years trying to convince me to chop it.
I was a first year primary school teaching student. 110 first years, with about 98 of them being female.
Two friends of mine in the course...both women...took me aside.
'You're a nice guy, you're single, and there are 10 girls for every guy...'
'Umm...yep...'
'...but if you don't get a haircut, you STILL won't get laid.'
Got my haircut on the way home.