Question The Hammer

[The Hammer]

I'm two beers in and the title pretty much says it all.

Have you a burning desire to know more about me or my views? Well today is your lucky day, feel free to ask away.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

So...what have you got against mallets?

 

[JustGeorge]

And how do you feel about mallards?

 

[Viker]

And what about your views on mullets?

(The fish or ill advised hair styles)

 

[MatthewA]

What was one of the most enjoyed outings you had ever experienced in your life?

 

[The Hammer]

And what about your views on mullets?

(The fish or ill advised hair styles)

Fun fact on mullets I used to have one in the 90's. Never again.

 

[SigurdReginson]

What are you doing, step bro?

 

[The Hammer]

And how do you feel about mallards?

Is that a food? I've only eaten duck on a handful of occasions.

 

[The Hammer]

So...what have you got against mallets?

Absolutely nothing, they are always useful. Rubber mallets, wood mallets.

 

[The Hammer]

What are you doing, step bro?

BBQing, and enjoying the sunshine. Trying to soak up as much vitamin D as I can.

 

[SigurdReginson]

BBQing, and enjoying the sunshine. Trying to soak up as much vitamin D as I can.

Oh! I'm jealous. I could use some BBQ in my life right now.

I'm just getting off work now. I covered 3 floors today and somehow I managed to finish on time. I'm not going to question it; it's a miracle and that's that!

 

[The Hammer]

What was one of the most enjoyed outings you had ever experienced in your life?

Typically anytime I went camping or did outdoors things with my family, because it felt like the only time they weren't bothered about work.

 

[SigurdReginson]

Typically anytime I went camping or did outdoors things with my family, because it felt like the only time they weren't bothered about work.

That's the funny thing about nature. I don't think I ever felt without a care in the world out in nature since the woods harbor things like bears and cougars, but I always felt the most in my element; the most at home.

 

[The Hammer]

Oh! I'm jealous. I could use some BBQ in my life right now.

I'm just getting off work now. I covered 3 floors today and somehow I managed to finish on time. I'm not going to question it; it's a miracle and that's that!

Ooh. That sounds rough. But at least you have time to yourself now.

I'd invite you over but I think it's a bit of a trek.

 

[The Hammer]

That's the funny thing about nature. I don't think I ever felt without a care in the world out in nature since the woods harbor things like bears and cougars, but I always felt the most in my element; the most at home.

Never seemed to concern small me. I am fairly carefree in nature, with a healthy dose of respect of course (due to bears, cougars, snakes, etc). There are definite dangers in the wilderness.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fun fact on mullets I used to have one in the 90's. Never again.

Did you combine it with a man bun,
or were they separately worn?

 

[SigurdReginson]

Ooh. That sounds rough. But at least you have time to yourself now.

I'd invite you over but I think it's a bit of a trek.

Sounds nice! I think I'll curl into a ball and mentally prepare myself for tomorrow, though. One more day and then my vacation begins!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Absolutely nothing, they are always useful. Rubber mallets, wood mallets.

I'm particularly fond of those little plastic ones with the squeaker embedded in them.

 

[The Hammer]

Did you combine it with a man bun,
or were they separately worn?

The man bun is the current style lol.

The mullet not so much. I was young so I thing my hair was typically down haha.

 

[The Hammer]

I'm particularly fond of those little plastic ones with the squeaker embedded in them.

Those are good for bopping naysayers.