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A question for atheists

Shaul

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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
 

Stevicus

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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?

No, it's actually against the law to do that here.
 

Left Coast

This Is Water
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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?

Same thing you'd do if you were behind a car that said, "Honk if you love bacon," I assume.
 

epronovost

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Yeah I would do it and thus turn into a Christian (or an homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus), but I onl need to stay up until midnight and say Richard Dawkins three times in front a mirror in the dark and I will be an atheist again.
 

JustGeorge

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Yeah I would do it and thus turn into a Christian (or an homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus), but I onl need to stay up until midnight and say Richard Dawkins three times in front a mirror in the dark and I will be an atheist again.

And if it turns you into a homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus, is there a remedy for that, or will you be so consumed with love you won't care anymore?
 

Shaul

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And if it turns you into a homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus, is there a remedy for that, or will you be so consumed with love you won't care anymore?
Obviously he was consumed with love, unless he was just a little “horny”.

No judgements.
 

Stevicus

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And it should be. Arrest those people that don’t move after the light turns green. :)

I meant that it's against the law to honk if you love Jesus. But you are allowed to honk if you love Zeus or Uranus, but not Mars or Venus. We have some strange laws here.
 

Shaul

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I meant that it's against the law to honk if you love Jesus. But you are allowed to honk if you love Zeus or Uranus, but not Mars or Venus. We have some strange laws here.
And probably too many people not going after the light turns green.
 

Stevicus

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And probably too many people not going after the light turns green.

Yeah, there's the occasional driver not paying attention and just sits there when the light turns green.

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JustGeorge

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I meant that it's against the law to honk if you love Jesus. But you are allowed to honk if you love Zeus or Uranus, but not Mars or Venus. We have some strange laws here.

I prefer Mars and Venus. I don't care if you arrest me! I'm gonna honk.
 

epronovost

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And if it turns you into a homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus, is there a remedy for that, or will you be so consumed with love you won't care anymore?

You need to find another car with a bumber sign saying "Honk if you love Mary" before the next full moon or you will be gay forever!!! But Jesus is a great guy so it's not so bad.
 

Stevicus

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Is that illegal, too, @Stevicus ?

No, that would be perfectly legal - except for the full moon part. On the full moon, you're only allowed to honk if you love Luna - except if the full moon falls on a Tuesday, then you can honk only if you love lunatics.
 

Willamena

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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Yes, because my action isn't slaved to a bumper sticker.
 

blü 2

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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Isn't that a bit like saying, Pass water if you love Jesus ?
 

Altfish

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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Yup, I honk.

The Highway Code says something like, "you can use your horn to let other drivers know you are there".
It is illegal to use it to show support of some faith.
 
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