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So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
And it should be. Arrest those people that don’t move after the light turns green.No, it's actually against the law to do that here.
Simple, I blow my shofar at them. A chauffeur with a shofar. “Don’t leave home without it.”Same thing you'd do if you were behind a car that said, "Honk if you love bacon," I assume.
Yeah I would do it and thus turn into a Christian (or an homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus), but I onl need to stay up until midnight and say Richard Dawkins three times in front a mirror in the dark and I will be an atheist again.
Obviously he was consumed with love, unless he was just a little “horny”.And if it turns you into a homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus, is there a remedy for that, or will you be so consumed with love you won't care anymore?
And it should be. Arrest those people that don’t move after the light turns green.
And probably too many people not going after the light turns green.I meant that it's against the law to honk if you love Jesus. But you are allowed to honk if you love Zeus or Uranus, but not Mars or Venus. We have some strange laws here.
And probably too many people not going after the light turns green.
I meant that it's against the law to honk if you love Jesus. But you are allowed to honk if you love Zeus or Uranus, but not Mars or Venus. We have some strange laws here.
And if it turns you into a homosexual man in love with a certain Jesus, is there a remedy for that, or will you be so consumed with love you won't care anymore?
You need to find another car with a bumber sign saying "Honk if you love Mary" before the next full moon or you will be gay forever!!!.
Is that illegal, too, @Stevicus ?
Yes, because my action isn't slaved to a bumper sticker.So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Isn't that a bit like saying, Pass water if you love Jesus ?So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Simple, I blow my shofar at them. A chauffeur with a shofar. “Don’t leave home without it.”
So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?
Yup, I honk.So if you are stuck driving behind a car with a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker that isn’t moving after the light turns green, do you honk or not?