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Texas zoo offers patrons opportunity to name roaches and rats after their ex

Stevicus

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Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers - UPI.com

Well, here's a novel way of getting funds for the local zoo.

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Jan. 25 (UPI) -- A Texas zoo is offering jilted lovers the chance to get some Valentine's Day revenge by naming a cockroach or a rat after their exes before it is fed to a larger animal.

The San Antonio Zoo said scorned lovers can pay $5 to have a cockroach named after their ex before it is served to a larger zoo animal as a meal.

The zoo said someone looking to make a stronger statement can pay $25 to name a pre-frozen rat for their former lover before it is fed to a snake.

"You can also symbolically purchase a herbivore option and we will feed it to one of our mammals," the zoo said.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Exlite. Good new word.

Anyway, glad he is gone.
Men have been such a
disaster in my life.
Seems like you need to run into a better class of them.
Alas, the cretins are far more numerous. (Being one of
them, I know.)
 

Stevicus

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And now an animal shelter in Kentucky is getting in on the fun.

Shelter offers to have cats poop on the names of donors' exes - UPI.com

Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A Kentucky animal shelter is raising funds by offering jilted lovers the chance to have cats do their business on the names of their exes.

The Lexington Humane Society said donors can pay $10 to get some "retripootion" for their broken hearts by having their ex's names inscribed on the inside of litter boxes to be used by the shelter's cats.

"Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex," the shelter said in a Facebook post. "Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1."

The "Dumps for the Dumped" promotion ends Feb. 12, but the litter boxes will remain in place until Feb. 15 to ensure they get plenty of use on Valentine's Day.

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