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Good idea!Did you check the cabinet below the toaster?
I'd like to believe that the 11$ toaster one gets from Walmart is actually an interdimensional gateway to hell that submerges your bread into a brief torment at the hands of various imps and devils before being pulled from their clutches and back into your toaster; hot and ready to eat. Pop!
How does the water know whether it's destined for the faucet or the toilet?
What if it got confused....you'd be drinking toilet water!
It's nothing weird, alchemy has been around since ancient times. The major goals of this natural philosophy are generally accepted to be:
Elixir: immortality gateway
Panacea: universal remedy
Alkahest: universal solvent
Panis mutatis: bread transmutation (usually into toast)
Chrysopoeia: base metal transmutation (usually into gold)
Delicious!I'd like to believe that the 11$ toaster one gets from Walmart is actually an interdimensional gateway to hell that submerges your bread into a brief torment at the hands of various imps and devils before being pulled from their clutches and back into your toaster; hot and ready to eat. Pop!
It is like a biker jacket. It keeps me warm... and cool, how does it know?How does the water know whether it's destined for the faucet or the toilet?
What if it got confused....you'd be drinking toilet water!
Delicious!
They're still tweaking it.That's a lot of mouth words for "burnt bread."
When you make toast, where does the bread go? (Wrong answers only!)
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The craziest would be one that you put burnt toast in and out pops dough.On the other side of the world, there are devices called breaders. People there push toast down into them and...out pops our bread!
Finally, a theory that makes sense!On the other side of the world, there are devices called breaders. People there push toast down into them and...out pops our bread!
So that is where the butter comes from...Just try not to think too deeply into just how those imps and devils tortured your toast.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is grabbing a snack before she steals your socks.