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What do women want?

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
So I spent a week building a question-answering machine using parts from an old Time Machine and I finally got to ask it the question of what women want.

The answer may surprise you.

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No, that's what it really said. It said the answer whatever it is would be surprising.
 

Rival

Si m'ait Dieus
Staff member
Premium Member
Tea, chocolate, warmth, nice intelligent boy, good books, and to be left alone by those inevitable perverts who think they're entitled to our attentions.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Tea, chocolate, warmth, nice intelligent boy, good books, and to be left alone by those inevitable perverts who think they're entitled to our attentions.
Well, that leaves out men.
(I'd be stealing your chocolate.....if it's 70% or more....no milk chocolate.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I actually had Lindt's 99% cacao a few times. Really good stuff, but expensive and hard to find. I like dark chocolate but good stuff is hard to come across.
My condolences.
Must be that small village life situation.
I have local sources, but I prefer to buy straight from El Rey in Venezuela.
 

JustGeorge

Not As Much Fun As I Look
Staff member
Premium Member
Tea, chocolate, warmth, nice intelligent boy, good books, and to be left alone by those inevitable perverts who think they're entitled to our attentions.

We're almost in agreement here, except on the intelligent boy thing. For years, I told everyone I was looking for "young, dumb, and clumsy". And everyone thought I was joking. And then someone found me a match based specifically on that criteria, I married him.
 

Rival

Si m'ait Dieus
Staff member
Premium Member
We're almost in agreement here, except on the intelligent boy thing. For years, I told everyone I was looking for "young, dumb, and clumsy". And everyone thought I was joking. And then someone found me a match based specifically on that criteria, I married him.
I might reinterpret my own phrase as,

Someone who shares my interests and can have a good conversation about them.

I'm so used to being told how pretty I am and giving lectures without much input from the boy who clearly wants nothing much more than you know.
 

Vee

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
So I spent a week building a question-answering machine using parts from an old Time Machine and I finally got to ask it the question of what women want.

The answer may surprise you.

....

....

No, that's what it really said. It said the answer whatever it is would be surprising.

Ouch, that's a great question.
I want to be able to eat carbs without putting on weight. Why is bread so bad for me, why? It's not fair!!!
I also want men to become wise earlier in life, like in their 20s, instead of 60s. What's the chance of that happening? :rolleyes:
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I also want men to become wise earlier in life, like in their 20s, instead of 60s. What's the chance of that happening?

Something I was thinking about the other day is how men tend to get more attractive around 40-50 than age 20. Of course, not everyone thinks so and all, but yeah.
 
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Vee

Well-Known Member
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Something I was thinking about the other day is how men tend to get more attractive around 40-50 than age 20. Of course, not everyone thinks so and all, but yeah.

They start becoming mentality attractive around the same time their hair starts to fall and their beer belly grows. And the ones who manage to stay fit are either married or gay. It's so depressing :(
 

The Hammer

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Premium Member
So I spent a week building a question-answering machine using parts from an old Time Machine and I finally got to ask it the question of what women want.

The answer may surprise you.

....

....

No, that's what it really said. It said the answer whatever it is would be surprising.


They want pockets on their pants, that are usable.
 
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