How do you eat a...

[PoetPhilosopher]

I see lots of political threads such as "How do you eat a donkey?" when the forum's name suggests it's suppose to be mainly centered on religion. So let's make it about religion...

How do you eat a god?

 

[JustGeorge]

That really depends on which one.

The seasonings for Irish and African are entirely different, you know.

 

[Spiderman]

I see lots of political threads such as "How do you eat a donkey?" when the forum's name suggests it's suppose to be mainly centered on religion. So let's make it about religion...

How do you eat a god?

Holy communion at a Catholic mass.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Preheat oven to 420 degrees
Marinade with a fifth of Jaeger and gallon of Red Bull.
Season heavily with pepper and salt, and use a hefty dose of cajun seasoning.
Let stand for an hour.
Heat butter in cast iron skillet.
Wait until skillet is hot.
Sear amd cook god on each side for 2-3 minutes, to about desired doneness.
Finish in oven for approximately 7 to 10 minutes, until desired doneness is achieved. (I dont recommend well done)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

That really depends on which one.

They're of Lemurian descent.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I see lots of political threads such as "How do you eat a donkey?" when the forum's name suggests it's suppose to be mainly centered on religion. So let's make it about religion...

How do you eat a god?

You eat a God with chocolate.

 

[Stevicus]

I must have missed the thread about how to eat a donkey. I've never come across any donkey meat for sale at the store. Some states ban horsemeat, and I think donkeys would also fall under the same ban.

As for eating a god, I'm not sure how that would work at all. Back in my younger church days, I took communion, and I guess that may be the closest thing. But those communion wafers were kind of bland. No flavor at all.

But on the subject of "how do you eat a," I was wondering: How do you eat a porcupine?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Preheat oven to 420 degrees
Marinade with a fifth of Jaeger and gallon of Red Bull.
Season heavily with pepper and salt, and use a hefty dose of cajun seasoning.
Let stand for an hour.
Heat butter in cast iron skillet.
Wait until skillet is hot.
Sear amd cook god on each side for 2-3 minutes, to about desired doneness.
Finish in oven for approximately 7 to 10 minutes, until desired doneness is achieved. (I dont recommend well done)

It sounds like you've done this before.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

How do you eat a god?

I suppose the most direct answer is open mouth, insert, chew, swallow repeat.
Unless the eat is an eating for another board.

 

[JustGeorge]

They're of Lemurian descent.

In that case, rubbed in several variations of chili, and roasted on a spit.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It sounds like you've done this before.

A few times.

 

[JustGeorge]

I must have missed the thread about how to eat a donkey. I've never come across any donkey meat for sale at the store. Some states ban horsemeat, and I think donkeys would also fall under the same ban.

As for eating a god, I'm not sure how that would work at all. Back in my younger church days, I took communion, and I guess that may be the closest thing. But those communion wafers were kind of bland. No flavor at all.

But on the subject of "how do you eat a," I was wondering: How do you eat a porcupine?

If you roast it at just the right temperature, all the meat will fall off, leaving the quills intact.

Makes for easy party food.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Okay, I've got a recipe...

Name: 1 god 1 cup

Roll the universe out. Sprinkle with salt. For added flavor, dice a half an onion.

Put in easy bake for 45 minutes.

Enjoy.

 

[JustGeorge]

Okay, I've got a recipe...

Name: 1 god 1 cup

Roll the universe out. Sprinkle with salt. For added flavor, dice a half an onion.

Put in easy bake for 45 minutes.

Enjoy.

Can it be garlic instead?

 

[Fool]

I see lots of political threads such as "How do you eat a donkey?" when the forum's name suggests it's suppose to be mainly centered on religion. So let's make it about religion...

How do you eat a god?

as food for thought

love is the food of the gods


kissy kissy

 

[Goddess Kit]

That's for me to know and for you to attempt to find out.

 

[stvdv]

I see lots of political threads such as "How do you eat a donkey?" when the forum's name suggests it's suppose to be mainly centered on religion. So let's make it about religion...

How do you eat a god?

Easy one, I pray for each meal I take "Brahmarpanam prayer" ... Food is God, is 1 part of the translated verse

 

[SigurdReginson]

Hmm... Is this a literal question, or a figurative one? The latter might break a few forum rules.

 

[Erebus]

Cronus taught us how to enjoy this rare delicacy.

Swallow them whole but make sure you check for stones first.

 

[Secret Chief]

With due reverence.