Nyarlathotep, a smooth sales person for an Unknown Cause:
Hello! Thank you for your interest! I am here to sell you Anything! Whatever you like to do, you can do it!
Have you ever wondered what the meaning of life is or should be and about your limited lifespan and life expectancy? Have you ever just wanted to "be" or feel like something? Have you ever wanted to take a stance and make a stand?
Well here is your chance! Select as many as you like! Who cares! Do you think you'll have to answer for it? Then select which is best! Can't figure it out? Then select whichever you feel matches up to you already!
Atheism: This little beauty can be yours! All it takes is denying that any such thing as an all-powerful intelligence deliberately controls what you experience and witness! All you have to say to be an Atheist is the first part of the Muslim Shahada, There is no god (illah)!
Deluxe "Robust" Atheist: Congratulations on becoming an Atheist! Are you ready for the next step in Atheist technology? Denial of True Sentience of Any Sort Whatsoever and thinking that everything is "Hard Deterministically" causational so that really you're just a completely randomly occurring anamoly like everything else, with no importance, and if anyone or anything at all seems to care about you, that really just comes down to the luck of the draw entirely, as even what you turned out to be or ended up doing was due to a chain of circumstances long out of your control which got you to be born the way you were and do every little thing and make every little thing you did happen exactly the way it did. Wow! You wear it well! Furthermore, nothing has any intrinsic meaning or value and the only thing which might determine such meaning or value is only an illusion, nothing has any purpose, meaning, or value, except maybe a little sense pleasure in some way, but that doesn't mean its anything more meaningful than that! You're like a leaf blowing in the wind, and when you die, you're totally dead and gone, and there is no being made of any information which is likely to ever be able to save you, whatever "save" might mean to you! Ooo, I like it!
Judaism: Like Tradition? Like History? Like Community? Want to be part of a millennia long tradition stretching back to the very first human? Join Judaism! With Judaism, you can build confidence that you are following a Divine Authority and Law that Rules Over and is Superior to All the Nations and their varieties of cultures and religions! You too can be Chosen and belong to the ones called Yehudi (Praised)! All it takes is visiting a synagogue or Jewish community center or researching online about conversion! Learn the Commandments and the Oral Torah and explanations and understandings and start your way towards the Throne of the One and Only God, Adonay!
Ultra Judaism: Want more Jewishness in your life? Then be your own Ultra Orthodox or Jewish Reconstructionist or Extreme Hasidic Jew A.S.A.P! You will study the Tanakh and other writings daily, extensively, absorbed in the Word of God and his wisely guides Sages and find perhaps the Very Mysteries of Existence and Your Duty in This World and the World To Come Becoming Clear! If you do not think that the Tanakh is referring to the Real God, and is God's Guidance to Our People, then Please Stay Away, For Your Own Sake and Ours! We don't want you and your ideas polluting our community or minds, and you should be expelled!
Shia Islam: Have you ever felt that there might be Mystical Knowledge just waiting out there for you somewhere? Have you ever felt that maybe special things, like rare treasures, have been kept away from the eyes or understanding of the many? With the help of the family of the Guided Ones, You can Begin to Unlock the Miraculous World of the Subtle and Sublime through the Prophet of Islam and His Family and those who were guided aright and told the inner secrets of True Surrender to God (Khudah)!
Sunni Islam: One of the Most Popular Online Multiplayer Worlds, With New Players Joining Constantly, Al-Islam is your Ticket Straight to Paradise! Find it difficult to swallow all that Jesus business? Not quite liking the Biblical stories but still wanting to be part of the action? Want to have a clean buttocks and genitals at almost all times? Feel like Christianity and the other religions are a lot of talk without much Action? That the other religions just don't have enough of something to do? Feel a vacuum in your heart throughout the day and no sense of duty or purpose? Well! Islam may be your answer! Simply Follow the 5 Pillars and read the Qur'an. You can even supposedly convert just by saying "Ashadhu'unla'illaha'ill'lil'lah wa ashadhu unna MoohummudurRa'sool Uhlluh" with your right index finger raised if you can, especially in front of two witnesses, probably ideally Muslim witnesses. Many believers who have read the Qur'an ( which you can read at www.islamawakened.com/quran ) report a strange sensation like a "weight being lifted off their chest" when they say it even in the comfort and privacy of their own homes, and you'll be saying it a lot more! More than once in every prayer set you'll be performing throughout many parts of your waking day! This occupies your time only slightly but constantly returns one to a sense of religiousity and thoughts of God and makes it a little more difficult and possibly guilt inducing to do wrong when you either have just purified yourself and worshipped God directly or are about to!
Macho Muslim: If you want be a Macho Muslim, All you have to do is read the Qur'an, and come to the understanding that God, an unseeable all-powerful intelligence literally controls every instance of your experience. Very similar to Deluxe "Robust" Atheism except that God is the Sole Intelligence ( See Occassionalism ) ( See Berkeley's Idealism ) instantly and consciously and deliberately generating every nuance of whatever you are experiencing, thinking, reactinf, doing and deciding. There is no escape or true "self" even except whatever you are made to see or think you are in a moment which can be effortlessly changed, total control over your experience and all experience and information, everything you think is solid is illusory and easily changeable, You Know Nothing and Are Nothing, just whatever God wants and says and makes you BE! ( See Descartes Evil Demon ). There is no other force or conditioning factor and God is unconditioned, can not be influenced but is influencing everything and is utterly present behind all you see and go through inside and out, directly and immediately, closer to you than your own jugular vein. All the religions and all history belongs to God, and so the Macho Muslim finds God and reminders everywhere and makes reminders of everything they can, even words on a shampoo bottle, and their obsession with God is total, denying no God, accepting All as potential reminders of The One Unseeable Power who Generates All Experience and Information but is Not Information and so can never be experienced as a form or image truly, and all images and forms are Its creations!
Christianity: Ecstatic Spiritual Love and Intense Emotions Await You In Opening Your Heart To God who was Born Wholly A Man named Jesus who was Christ (meaning "annointed"), the Universal Sovereign and Rightful King of Everything! Take the namr of Jesus! Jesus who is your only hope and savior as the standards of the Almighty are so unattainable by your iwn efforts, you need to accept the truth, that you can't do it, and Jesus who is God Incarnate is Your Only Hope To Escape the Harsh Judgment and Fiery Hell of Your God and My God, Your Father, who is also known as The Son, Jesus, the Only Begotten Son and Incarnation of the True and Only God, The God who Walked Before Moses and Walked in the Garden With Our Sinful Ancestor and Forefather Adam who with his wife Eve introduced into this existence all manner of suffering and evil by disobeying God's direct Commands! Yet, God relented, and like a Father might lovingly have Mercy upon his own children that He Loves, He might Become One of Them, Authentically and Wholly, To Suffer as They Do and Know Their Suffering as a Hopeless and Helpless Human Might, and then through his sacrifice, save all that may accept His great miracle and gesture. Escape the debauchery of the worldly life, and dedicate your life to following and imitating God as a Man, as Jesus! Then You Too May be Glorified and Attain Divinization, Apotheosis, Theosis!
Buddhism: Mankind is lost as a dog chasing its own tail! One Man among many, saw the error of the dog, by looking in another direction altogether, within! Siddhartha Gautama known as The Buddha and Shakyamuni and Tathagata was the Savior The World Needed, One Person, Just Like You, to WAKE UP! The Awakened One then with all his faculties sharp penetrated through the layers of delusion and all important and pragmatic mysteries became unraveled and clear to navigate! Do you want a mind that is clear? Do you want to see the world for what it is? Then let the Great Doctor, The Original Psycho-Therapist, Help You through a record of his sayings and deeds, and you might just be able to escape or at least start your ascent and escape from a life flushed down the drain endlessly like Sisyphus and his suffering plight in this Tartarus of endless and repeating highs and lows! Get a clear head (even on top if you shave off your hair!) with Buddhism!
Salvic Buddhisms: Let the Cosmic Buddha and All Well-Intended Beings Save You! You can be saved within this lifetime! You can make your way to any of the great destinations existing for you based on where you focus and direct your prayers and intentions! From there, you may be able to cleanse your karmic residue even further so that, if you desire, you may ascend even further or otherwise assist other sentient beings! You can start right away! Simply say Aaahmeeeethoooohbfuaaaaaaaah, and you will immediately start as you repeat it in long low tones resonating and vibrating that things will begin correcting themselves. Then learn all that pleases you and is intended towards your salvation from among the Mahayana Sutras and commentaries!
There are many more philosophies and ways of life established by people, can you imagine what their sales pitches may be? Write out the rest if you please, or sell your own brand of thought and action here!
I've bought most of them myself!
You can even be inspired by systems in fictional materials regarding fictional "Universes" or "Worlds", such as the Sith Way or the Way of the Jedi!
Who says you can only have one? You might just have one life and one chance, are you going to waste it worrying about people scoffing at you or thinking you are silly? They are dying too! Don't let their frowns scare you away from being happy while you can be! They are clowns with frowns! Honk Honk!
So the greatest thing you can be from me is Permission, and Freedom, Ma'Liberte!!!
Good and enjoyable music isn't usually played with one tone and note ongoing!
Hello! Thank you for your interest! I am here to sell you Anything! Whatever you like to do, you can do it!
Have you ever wondered what the meaning of life is or should be and about your limited lifespan and life expectancy? Have you ever just wanted to "be" or feel like something? Have you ever wanted to take a stance and make a stand?
Well here is your chance! Select as many as you like! Who cares! Do you think you'll have to answer for it? Then select which is best! Can't figure it out? Then select whichever you feel matches up to you already!
Atheism: This little beauty can be yours! All it takes is denying that any such thing as an all-powerful intelligence deliberately controls what you experience and witness! All you have to say to be an Atheist is the first part of the Muslim Shahada, There is no god (illah)!
Deluxe "Robust" Atheist: Congratulations on becoming an Atheist! Are you ready for the next step in Atheist technology? Denial of True Sentience of Any Sort Whatsoever and thinking that everything is "Hard Deterministically" causational so that really you're just a completely randomly occurring anamoly like everything else, with no importance, and if anyone or anything at all seems to care about you, that really just comes down to the luck of the draw entirely, as even what you turned out to be or ended up doing was due to a chain of circumstances long out of your control which got you to be born the way you were and do every little thing and make every little thing you did happen exactly the way it did. Wow! You wear it well! Furthermore, nothing has any intrinsic meaning or value and the only thing which might determine such meaning or value is only an illusion, nothing has any purpose, meaning, or value, except maybe a little sense pleasure in some way, but that doesn't mean its anything more meaningful than that! You're like a leaf blowing in the wind, and when you die, you're totally dead and gone, and there is no being made of any information which is likely to ever be able to save you, whatever "save" might mean to you! Ooo, I like it!
Judaism: Like Tradition? Like History? Like Community? Want to be part of a millennia long tradition stretching back to the very first human? Join Judaism! With Judaism, you can build confidence that you are following a Divine Authority and Law that Rules Over and is Superior to All the Nations and their varieties of cultures and religions! You too can be Chosen and belong to the ones called Yehudi (Praised)! All it takes is visiting a synagogue or Jewish community center or researching online about conversion! Learn the Commandments and the Oral Torah and explanations and understandings and start your way towards the Throne of the One and Only God, Adonay!
Ultra Judaism: Want more Jewishness in your life? Then be your own Ultra Orthodox or Jewish Reconstructionist or Extreme Hasidic Jew A.S.A.P! You will study the Tanakh and other writings daily, extensively, absorbed in the Word of God and his wisely guides Sages and find perhaps the Very Mysteries of Existence and Your Duty in This World and the World To Come Becoming Clear! If you do not think that the Tanakh is referring to the Real God, and is God's Guidance to Our People, then Please Stay Away, For Your Own Sake and Ours! We don't want you and your ideas polluting our community or minds, and you should be expelled!
Shia Islam: Have you ever felt that there might be Mystical Knowledge just waiting out there for you somewhere? Have you ever felt that maybe special things, like rare treasures, have been kept away from the eyes or understanding of the many? With the help of the family of the Guided Ones, You can Begin to Unlock the Miraculous World of the Subtle and Sublime through the Prophet of Islam and His Family and those who were guided aright and told the inner secrets of True Surrender to God (Khudah)!
Sunni Islam: One of the Most Popular Online Multiplayer Worlds, With New Players Joining Constantly, Al-Islam is your Ticket Straight to Paradise! Find it difficult to swallow all that Jesus business? Not quite liking the Biblical stories but still wanting to be part of the action? Want to have a clean buttocks and genitals at almost all times? Feel like Christianity and the other religions are a lot of talk without much Action? That the other religions just don't have enough of something to do? Feel a vacuum in your heart throughout the day and no sense of duty or purpose? Well! Islam may be your answer! Simply Follow the 5 Pillars and read the Qur'an. You can even supposedly convert just by saying "Ashadhu'unla'illaha'ill'lil'lah wa ashadhu unna MoohummudurRa'sool Uhlluh" with your right index finger raised if you can, especially in front of two witnesses, probably ideally Muslim witnesses. Many believers who have read the Qur'an ( which you can read at www.islamawakened.com/quran ) report a strange sensation like a "weight being lifted off their chest" when they say it even in the comfort and privacy of their own homes, and you'll be saying it a lot more! More than once in every prayer set you'll be performing throughout many parts of your waking day! This occupies your time only slightly but constantly returns one to a sense of religiousity and thoughts of God and makes it a little more difficult and possibly guilt inducing to do wrong when you either have just purified yourself and worshipped God directly or are about to!
Macho Muslim: If you want be a Macho Muslim, All you have to do is read the Qur'an, and come to the understanding that God, an unseeable all-powerful intelligence literally controls every instance of your experience. Very similar to Deluxe "Robust" Atheism except that God is the Sole Intelligence ( See Occassionalism ) ( See Berkeley's Idealism ) instantly and consciously and deliberately generating every nuance of whatever you are experiencing, thinking, reactinf, doing and deciding. There is no escape or true "self" even except whatever you are made to see or think you are in a moment which can be effortlessly changed, total control over your experience and all experience and information, everything you think is solid is illusory and easily changeable, You Know Nothing and Are Nothing, just whatever God wants and says and makes you BE! ( See Descartes Evil Demon ). There is no other force or conditioning factor and God is unconditioned, can not be influenced but is influencing everything and is utterly present behind all you see and go through inside and out, directly and immediately, closer to you than your own jugular vein. All the religions and all history belongs to God, and so the Macho Muslim finds God and reminders everywhere and makes reminders of everything they can, even words on a shampoo bottle, and their obsession with God is total, denying no God, accepting All as potential reminders of The One Unseeable Power who Generates All Experience and Information but is Not Information and so can never be experienced as a form or image truly, and all images and forms are Its creations!
Christianity: Ecstatic Spiritual Love and Intense Emotions Await You In Opening Your Heart To God who was Born Wholly A Man named Jesus who was Christ (meaning "annointed"), the Universal Sovereign and Rightful King of Everything! Take the namr of Jesus! Jesus who is your only hope and savior as the standards of the Almighty are so unattainable by your iwn efforts, you need to accept the truth, that you can't do it, and Jesus who is God Incarnate is Your Only Hope To Escape the Harsh Judgment and Fiery Hell of Your God and My God, Your Father, who is also known as The Son, Jesus, the Only Begotten Son and Incarnation of the True and Only God, The God who Walked Before Moses and Walked in the Garden With Our Sinful Ancestor and Forefather Adam who with his wife Eve introduced into this existence all manner of suffering and evil by disobeying God's direct Commands! Yet, God relented, and like a Father might lovingly have Mercy upon his own children that He Loves, He might Become One of Them, Authentically and Wholly, To Suffer as They Do and Know Their Suffering as a Hopeless and Helpless Human Might, and then through his sacrifice, save all that may accept His great miracle and gesture. Escape the debauchery of the worldly life, and dedicate your life to following and imitating God as a Man, as Jesus! Then You Too May be Glorified and Attain Divinization, Apotheosis, Theosis!
Buddhism: Mankind is lost as a dog chasing its own tail! One Man among many, saw the error of the dog, by looking in another direction altogether, within! Siddhartha Gautama known as The Buddha and Shakyamuni and Tathagata was the Savior The World Needed, One Person, Just Like You, to WAKE UP! The Awakened One then with all his faculties sharp penetrated through the layers of delusion and all important and pragmatic mysteries became unraveled and clear to navigate! Do you want a mind that is clear? Do you want to see the world for what it is? Then let the Great Doctor, The Original Psycho-Therapist, Help You through a record of his sayings and deeds, and you might just be able to escape or at least start your ascent and escape from a life flushed down the drain endlessly like Sisyphus and his suffering plight in this Tartarus of endless and repeating highs and lows! Get a clear head (even on top if you shave off your hair!) with Buddhism!
Salvic Buddhisms: Let the Cosmic Buddha and All Well-Intended Beings Save You! You can be saved within this lifetime! You can make your way to any of the great destinations existing for you based on where you focus and direct your prayers and intentions! From there, you may be able to cleanse your karmic residue even further so that, if you desire, you may ascend even further or otherwise assist other sentient beings! You can start right away! Simply say Aaahmeeeethoooohbfuaaaaaaaah, and you will immediately start as you repeat it in long low tones resonating and vibrating that things will begin correcting themselves. Then learn all that pleases you and is intended towards your salvation from among the Mahayana Sutras and commentaries!
There are many more philosophies and ways of life established by people, can you imagine what their sales pitches may be? Write out the rest if you please, or sell your own brand of thought and action here!
I've bought most of them myself!
You can even be inspired by systems in fictional materials regarding fictional "Universes" or "Worlds", such as the Sith Way or the Way of the Jedi!
Who says you can only have one? You might just have one life and one chance, are you going to waste it worrying about people scoffing at you or thinking you are silly? They are dying too! Don't let their frowns scare you away from being happy while you can be! They are clowns with frowns! Honk Honk!
So the greatest thing you can be from me is Permission, and Freedom, Ma'Liberte!!!
Good and enjoyable music isn't usually played with one tone and note ongoing!
