Trouble Ahead....

[Revoltingest]

Sometimes someone starts to tell you something, & the way
they start out, you just know that nothing good lies ahead.

An alien steps out of his (her?) spaceship....
"Puny Earthlings!"

 

[Rival]

'Why is everything so small I nearly crushed a whole airport trying to land my damn spaceship!'

 

[Revoltingest]

In a political discussion....
"No disrespect intended, but...."

 

[Rival]

In a political discussion....
"No disrespect intended, but...."

'Now how am I supposed to keep my M.O. of suffocating people with plastic bags?'

 

[exchemist]

Policeman: "Good evening sir. Are you the owner of the vehicle with registration number........."

 

[Brickjectivity]

"2GLTY4U ?"

A politician running for election is knocking on doors in a neighborhood known to be populated by ex military baby boomers. "We need your support. Trump's enemies are conspiring to summon Beelzebub in May and our exorcism fund is running low. Would you please consider...."

 

[Thief]

Sometimes someone starts to tell you something, & the
way they start out, you just no that nothing good lies ahead.

An alien steps out of his (her?) spaceship....
"Puny Earthlings!"

a Scot starts a thread about trouble

oh oh

 

[Stanyon]

Step out of the vehicle sir

 

[Erebus]

At a restaurant:

"Yeah, I more or less remember how to prepare fugu..."

 

[BSM1]

Coming home just a little late:

"Do you know what time it is..."

 

[Thief]

You have a pretty mouth

infamous movie quote

 

[Altfish]

Some of my best friends are black/muslim/etc.

 

[Thief]

and the husband says to his wife....

Relax
I know where we are
I'm not lost

 

[Thief]

and the men in black
at the front door want to know....

Sir......may we come in and have a look at your computer

 

[Revoltingest]

'Now how am I supposed to keep my M.O. of suffocating people with plastic bags?'

Sneak up from behind.
This works best on posters who are blind in one eye because....uh oh.....

"I'm from the government, & I'm here to help you with....."

 

[Thief]

Don't open the door
Don't answer the phone
Don't look in the basement

and other scary movie no-no's

 

[Thief]

and the dentist says.....

Hold still

 

[Thief]

GET OUT OF THE WATER...….!!!!!!!!

 

[dybmh]

Some of my best friends are black/muslim/etc.

You win.. Nothing I can come up with can compare. I bow to to your comedic stylings, good sir.

 

[Thief]

Do you smell smoke?