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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I think I may bee ill. I have a headache, my stomach is not feeling right, and I am craving pizza.... I never crave pizza....ever since a rather nasty bought of food poisoning after pizza a couple years ago, I rarely at it and never actually want it
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
I think I may bee ill. I have a headache, my stomach is not feeling right, and I am craving pizza.... I never crave pizza....ever since a rather nasty bought of food poisoning after pizza a couple years ago, I rarely at it and never actually want it
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MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.

ya winner look at all these sick people huh wheres everybody doing this in the middleschool bathroom, I'm 1 in a thousand at something.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.

ya winner look at all these sick people huh wheres everybody doing this in the middleschool bathroom, I'm 1 in a thousand at something.
My first time was at 23...
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Everybody heard the best way to hit on the newly married? Ask the aspiring college person what their family's looking to do and wait 10 years?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I caught on a news ticker today that Trump administration is saying the FDA will move to ban "non-tobacco flavored vape products." So much for Reps and Cons being about personal choice and liberty. (I HATE tobacco flavored vape juice) :disappointed:
And good 'ole 'Murica. Gotta demonize something way less harmful and dangerous than cigarettes and make them look just as bad. Can't say it surprises me though, considering that according to Uncle Sam crap like street meth and heroine are less dangerous than cannabis.
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Say somebody makes sure you're no longer near them at all. They have claims against any being near anywhere and any communication to anybody. How do you continue trying to control other people's lives though, hidden notes in places...anybody?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
I think I may bee ill. I have a headache, my stomach is not feeling right, and I am craving pizza.... I never crave pizza....ever since a rather nasty bought of food poisoning after pizza a couple years ago, I rarely at it and never actually want it
Give in to the cravings! Open thy mouth and receive the warm gooey Mana from Heaven that is melted cheese, the bliss of a good sauce, and a divinely flavorful crust to finish it off with.
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
It all starts with your amazing inroads in DryCleaneristan, hell, those bombs weren't even meant for you. Then the pizza marketing begins with the twitter-me app.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Computer baddies are getting good enough I almost installed a faux update for Firefox. Looked entirely legit for a second, then my brain kicked in and said "no, don't do it dummy! Whatever hijacked the browser just to bring that up."
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
its already too late. Windows 8,9,10, and they go for this cellphone look, and they want to take your root directory and root keys, background processes is all screwy, internet security, I assume this is a black box in a black box that's actually offline that goes to Afghanistan, shadow wolf is a program.
 
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