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Use your turn signals and you’re going to hell!

Shaul

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Using turn signals is against the Bible. As it says, “So be careful to do as the LORD your God has commanded you; you are not to turn aside to the right or to the left.” Deuteronomy 5:32
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Using turn signals is against the Bible. As it says, “So be careful to do as the LORD your God has commanded you; you are not to turn aside to the right or to the left.” Deuteronomy 5:32

Maybe that could explain so much about poor driving and high accident rates in religious areas.
 
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm glad that we're finally down to some serious topics after the frivolity of politics.

So here you are mistaken in the one true, my, interpretation of Holy Scripture. The Bible says do not turn not do not turn signal. So if you continue to your destination going in a straight line you'll wind up there even if it seems to you that you need to make a turn.

I would support the removal of turn signals as temptations from the devil.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Using turn signals is against the Bible. As it says, “So be careful to do as the LORD your God has commanded you; you are not to turn aside to the right or to the left.” Deuteronomy 5:32
Break lights are an even greater perversion, signaling both ways.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Break lights are an even greater perversion, signaling both ways.
Telling you to stop in your journey to righteousness is indeed a perversion. But brake lights are just the symptom of perversion. Brakes are the problem and must be done away with lest they slow you down.
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
Telling you to stop in your journey to righteousness is indeed a perversion. But brake lights are just the symptom of perversion. Brakes are the problem and must be done away with lest they slow you down.
People are still going to clutch even without brakes. I think we have to be satisfied with just getting rid of break lights, and let people use their common sense.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I use that method now and zen...

Zen navigation is a form of navigation, a holistic detection method invented by Dirk Gently.
Rather than using conventional avenues of wayfinding like consulting a map, the Zen navigation method consists of finding someone who looks like they know where they're going and following them. This is supposed to deliver the navigator to their destination, although its results are variable and often unexpected and unintended.

It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.

That version?
 
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