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Two men walk into a bar ...

Geoff-Allen

Resident megalomaniac
Just found this in my emails -

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It took me a while to "get it" :)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Just found this in my emails -

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It took me a while to "get it" :)
I'm so smart that I got it immediately.

I once discussed drinking with an Amish man.
Me: "Do you ever drink alcohol?"
Him: "Well, sir....I believe that ordinary water is best."
Him: "But one cannot always have the best."
 

Bob the Unbeliever

Well-Known Member
A mostly drunk, blind guy in a bar, shouts to the bartender, "hey, my man... sh'wanna hear a joke?"

"Okay, why not?"

"Issh a blonde joke."

The guy sitting next to the would be jokster, leans over and whispers, "You should know, the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6 foot black belt in karate blonde, and the guy over there, is a professional football linebacker, also blonde. And the dude playing pool, is a championship wrestler, and blonde. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

"Well... naaah. I do'wanna haff'ta hexplaine it like five times."
 

Salvador

RF's Swedenborgian
Just found this in my emails -

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It took me a while to "get it" :)



H20 too does sound like H202, which is hydrogen peroxide; this being potentially deadly if consumed at a lethal amount. However, a bar isn't going to serve hydrogen peroxide to anybody. I don't get this joke.
 
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