Let Me School You.

[The Reverend Bob]

You read the title right. You ask me about where you went wrong in your life, beliefs and general outlook and I will school you...like a Beastmaster. Also you can ask me about my religion and beliefs and ****.

Also caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic above.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Lol. Where did I go wrong?

(You must surely have something to say considering I put weight in even New Age teachings, and you don't.)

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Lol. Where did I go wrong?

(You must surely have something to say considering I put weight in even New Age teachings, and you don't.)

First of all you stop giving a **** about what you think and believe that somehow a ****ing naval gazing hippies who stuffs crystals up their *** to cure hemorrhoids knows better than you. I don't know what you think but I think a person who is going to stuff a rock up their *** doesn't know **** and maybe you should trust yourself more than them.

Now do you wish to caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

First of all you stop giving a **** about what you think and believe that somehow a ****ing naval gazing hippies who stuffs crystals up their *** to cure hemorrhoids knows better than you. I don't know what you think but I think a person who is going to stuff a rock up their *** doesn't know **** and maybe you should trust yourself more than them.

Now do you wish to caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic?

Sure. I'll caption the Samuel pic:

"**** man, they're going to bring me back from the dead for the next Star Wars. I'm intrigued."

 

[Darkforbid]

"Given That It's A Stupid-*** Decision, I've Elected To Ignore It."

 

[The Reverend Bob]

"Given That It's A Stupid-*** Decision, I've Elected To Ignore It."

Is that your caption?

 

[Subduction Zone]

"Yes, I am wearing my pajamas. What of it?"

 

[Darkforbid]

Is that your caption?

Obviously

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Obviously

Thank you. Here is your prize.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

"Yes, I am wearing my pajamas. What of it?"

Good job.

 

[David T]

First of all you stop giving a **** about what you think and believe that somehow a ****ing naval gazing hippies who stuffs crystals up their *** to cure hemorrhoids knows better than you. I don't know what you think but I think a person who is going to stuff a rock up their *** doesn't know **** and maybe you should trust yourself more than them.

Now do you wish to caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic?

Dear doctor bob,

In the grate debait, freewill vs determinism or calvins pre destination there seems to be an infinite set of wrong choices and only right choice now i make the wrong choice depending on the individual it appears to be one of an infinite possibilites of wrong arguing with infinite possibilities of wrong. Now if ya do stumble onto the right choice ya realize u didnt have a choice otherwise.

so then ya cant say its reductive determinism nor can you say free will and even calvin starts to appear closer but not correct either,.

My final answer is your screwed. You cant answer it. Then the question begins to appear as a symtom of, not a question about. So that is the problem but that which is asking the question doesnt know it. It asks to explain why the question is a symtom but there is the problem. I call it oqd. Over quantifying disorder. Need more air time outdoors a bit more heart love forests church on cautious levels today. They dont like that want to ignore my advice and go back to oqd. Tough disorder i say.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Dear doctor bob,

In the grate debait, freewill vs determinism or calvins pre destination there seems to be an infinite set of wrong choices and only right choice now i make the wrong choice depending on the individual it appears to be one of an infinite possibilites of wrong arguing with infinite possibilities of wrong. Now if ya do stumble onto the right choice ya realize u didnt have a choice otherwise.

so then ya cant say its reductive determinism nor can you say free will and even calvin starts to appear closer but not correct either,.

My final answer is your screwed. You cant answer it. Then the question begins to appear as a symtom of, not a question about. So that is the problem but that which is asking the question doesnt know it. It asks to explain why the question is a symtom but there is the problem. I call it oqd. Over quantifying disorder. Need more air time outdoors a bit more heart love forests church on cautious levels today. They dont like that want to ignore my advice and go back to oqd. Tough disorder i say.

Well you are wrong because the Beastmaster has thought long and hard about free will and determinism in its philosophical and religious forms as well as the biological, genetic and psychological aspects of the subject. And I have no other conclusion to make that everyone is full of **** on the subject because they can't help it because being full of **** is pre-destined and nobody knows any **** which is determine by nature we only pretend to know **** by are own volition and by our free will we choose which bull**** we will believe in.

Now do you wish caption the picture of Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[We Never Know]

You read the title right. You ask me about where you went wrong in your life, beliefs and general outlook and I will school you...like a Beastmaster. Also you can ask me about my religion and beliefs and ****.

Also caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic above.

He's thinking "same ****, different day. Why would I expect anything to change"

 

[Neutral Name]

You read the title right. You ask me about where you went wrong in your life, beliefs and general outlook and I will school you...like a Beastmaster. Also you can ask me about my religion and beliefs and ****.

Also caption the Samuel L. Jackson pic above.

Caption for the Samuel L. Jackson pic "Which movie am I in now? I've done too many to remember."

What are your religion and beliefs and ****?

My **** is that I believe that I am. I could be wrong though.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

He's thinking "same ****, different day. Why would I expect anything to. change"

Thank you very much. Good job.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Caption for the Samuel L. Jackson pic "Which movie am I in now? I've done too many to remember."

What are your religion and beliefs and ****?

My **** is that I believe that I am. I could be wrong though.

I want is called a Non-realist Christian, which means while I accept the overall philosophy and practice of Christianity and I believe in following Christ as an example and not just as a teacher I do not accept any of the supernatural elements of Christianity or any theological doctrine whatsoever

 

[David T]

Well you are wrong because the Beastmaster has thought long and hard about free will and determinism in its philosophical and religious forms as well as the biological, genetic and psychological aspects of the subject. And I have no other conclusion to make that everyone is full of **** on the subject because they can't help it because being full of **** is pre-destined and nobody knows any **** which is determine by nature we only pretend to know **** by are own volition and by our free will we choose which bull**** we will believe in.

Now do you wish caption the picture of Samuel L. Jackson?

It appears the. Beastmaster agreed in a disagreable way!!!

 

[SomeRandom]

I have had it with these mother****ing captions under these mother****ing pictures.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Caption: "Now, what's in MY pocket?"

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Okay, what do you think I did wrong? Are you sure about that? Would you like fries with that?